Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Hasta Lasagna, Don't Get Any On Ya..

good evening.
it's about that time folks.
that's right, it's go time.


first off, Vagina Heigl strikes again.
did I mention how I loathe and despise this woman?
look, My Father the Hero was a decent flick and I think I liked her for about a second.
but now I wish she would go the way of the dinosaur.
her latest grievance was during her promotional tour for the hideous 27 Dresses.
during her interview with the hott piece that is Letterman, Vagina ripped her new husband a new one, dissed her film and came out looking like a complete pirate hooker.
defamer seems to loathe the Vagina as much as I do and has footage of the interview so that you can join in the hate club



Us Weekly is confirming reports that the Jolie is pregnant.
I think the confirmation is all a ploy to excuse Jolie from answering for the hippie jam festival dress she wore to the SAG Awards.
Read more aquí




five head threw Jessica Alba a baby shower.
this worries me.
i would not want five head near my unborn child, it would be like voluntarily sleeping with herpes.
look at the photos of Alba all pregnant like and wearing the unholiest of unholy...stretchy pants.



Some blind items.. what's your guess?


Crazy Days and Nights

#1 Our HIV+ singer was asked by her local health department who she had sex with so they could be notified. There are some rumors that this list is up for sale.

#2 This aging Academy Award nominated actor is really starting to show even more signs that he may not have all his faculties. Lately he has been trying to make purchases with gold coins instead of cash. No one knows if he is truly crazy or a genius since the past few times he has attempted to use the coins, the owners of the store just let him have his purchases for free after he threw a fit about how he didn't believe in cash or credit anymore and that he was returning to the past. Uh huh.

#3 This A list actor/actress married couple. How does the couples thing work? I think that if one is a B+ lister and the other is probably a B+ lister but formerly A list, and they both have A list name recognition, that they should be an A list couple. That was a long way to go for telling you that it seems that our actor recently got the actress pregnant. I think it does usually work that way except in the movie Junior. Our actress miscarried, and since then our actor has gone off the deep end. It looked like he was headed off the deep end before the miscarriage, but he has been using it as an excuse to justify his behavior and his absences.

#4 He is an A list actor by definition, and he is certainly paid up towards the top of the acting list. It is a good thing he is getting paid a lot because he is not getting laid a lot. Oh, he tries, but our funnyman has a real problem getting the party started so to speak. The women usually try their best, but our actor inevitably sends them on their way with an apology and gets back to doing what is causing the problem in the first place.

A gimme..

Page Six:
Which model-turned-actress, who is on her second actor husband, relaxes between shoots with a bong made from an enormous two-liter plastic soda bottle?

(Rebecca Romijn anyone?)


Defamer Privacy Watch 2008!!
bring it



how bout some scoop from the SAG Awards?
Crazy Days and Nights has a spy who attends these award shows, blogs about them and the guess is that it's Christina Applegate.
if this is the case, then Applegate has seriously gained some cool points..
read her recap la derecha aquí



Christopher Nolan, director of Batman Begins and the upcoming The Dark Knight, paid tribute to Heath Ledger in the latest issue of Newsweek.
You can read an excerpt here



Um, if this is true I am going to shit twice and die.



Um, if this is true, someone up there likes me. I mean really, really likes me.



Michael Ausiello over at tvguide.com, has some scoop on the strike and a possible end being near.
He had this to say in his Ask Ausiello columnt:
Question: I hear that the strike is over! Is it true?— Danouk
Ausiello: Nothing's official, but the buzz is that a tentative agreement has been reached, with an announcement coming as early as tomorrow. But it's hard to tell what's solid intel and what's just spin. To wit: In the past 24 hours, one source close to the negotiations insisted that talk of a resolution was way premature. "There's no deal," maintained my spy. "That's just misinformation put out by the AMPTP to pressure the WGA." But moments before I put this column to bed, I heard from another very plugged-in source that the deal is done. Short story shorter: There's cause for optimism, but not celebration. Yet.

Sweet bro's..


usted desea mirar las fotos?
que bueno!

Courtesy of Us Weekly..


Biel.
not liking the blond hair.
washes her out.
I like her, she doesn't bother me and she isn't a terrible actress.
actually since she is with the JT, his magic has rubbed of on her and she can do no wrong.
plus the Diaz hates her and I despise the Diaz so good times..
SIDE BAR: his magic and rubbing off on her was a poor choice of words and I apologize for that.





Liv.
I miss her.
she is so lovely and seems like a normal person and mom.
i want her hair.
um, you're a weird hair stalker.



Drew and her boyfriend for the next couple months or 1 to 2 years tops, Justin the Mac dude.
this will all end in tears.
i'm not hoping or wishing for it but it will.
this girl can't keep a man and for some gosh forsaken reason she hangs with the Diaz and her pizza face.





Stefani.
hiding her belly of love.
i heard a rumor that the gavin was not aware of the trying to get pregnant.
i mean, like he didn’t know that the stefani was taking a breaky poo from the whole birth control thing.
i wonder if those dudes from the no doubt knew about it?
cause the stefani is their freakin meal ticket and now that she is embarazado, aint no way in heck she is going to be jammin the ska.
no way.


alrighty folks that is it for me this evening.
enjoy the news and keep on being the big deals that you are, handsome devils..

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