Please see Step Brothers because, in a word, mind blowing.
Yes, that was two but whateves.
On another movie note, have any of you 5 people who read this blog seen Tropic Thunder?
Robert Downey Jr. was fabulous.
As far as the movie goes, I liked it but did not love it.
Point is, and I know I am going to burn, burn, burn for this one, Tom
Cruise was, dare I say, awesome.
Serious folks.
He did a great job, he was funny, spot on and the boy can dance Cher.
Watch it before you boil my rabbit.
White Chola finally popped out what I hoped would have been a mini cholita but was disappointed to find out it was a mini cholito.
Yes, Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale was born this morning and his name sucks serious, serious asshole.
You can read all the details here.
Moving on to the best. news. ever.
Hooray.
Did you kids hear this very sweet news that melted my cold, cold cynical heart?
If I had kids, I would groom them to find these dudes sons and daughters and make sexy time with them.
That would be their task in life.
No Olympians in this family.
Just bitches and ho's...
On a Michelle Williams note, Ms. Thang is currently dating none other then Spike Jonze.
You can read about their love affair aqui.
I totally approve of this.
Spike Jonze was married to Sofia Coppola and dated Drew Barrymore so the dude needs a break from the douchers.
It looks like Slutastic Miller has stopped making friends.
Yes to some this may seem mean and cruel and shitay.
I think walking around with a dirty va-jay-jay and humping every married man who has a weiner proves to be #1 in the bad move department.
My guess was this was done by Sadie Frost (Jude Law's ex-wife) and her team of rich, drugged out, ho's.
This was totally Sadie’s version of toilet papering.
Dudes.
So not to toot my own horn or anything but I so called this like last year!
Picture Side Bar -
Milla and her baby Ever
She looks good and baby looks good and they both make me feel like I hit the wall like 10 years ago.
Not so good?
WTF!
I mean it looks like Meg Ryan and a fish had sexual intercourse and popped out this thing.
Goes to show that nothing good came of your sexy time with Russell Crowe, Meg Ryan. Nothing.
Kate Hudson.
Yes, I loathe her.
But that is beside the point.
Homegirl forgot to take care of business in the armpit department.
Maybe she's sweating out a pregnancy test.
With all the men she has been through this month who knows who the baby daddy is.
Awwww snap!
So Nicole Kidman had a baby like two weeks ago and I call BULLSHIT.
Shenanigans.
No way did this woman, who can barely stand straight due to her lack of food consumption, push out a human being from her pee pee and live.
No way you live Kidman, no way.
Oh. Hi.
I didn't see you there paparazzo.
I was totally incognito with my hufunkingmungous headphones, taking a walk in a very crowded Beverly Hills.
Yeah, that's how I roll.
Jennifer Garner wearing the dress equivalent of Mom Jeans.
I'm out homies..
The Olympics are almost over and I can have some semblance of a life back..
Photos courtesy of US Weekly, OMG, DListed and Defamer.
