Hi folks.
Let's catch up shall we..
Academy Awards were last weekend.
Marion Cotillard.
I love, love, love, amour d'amour, amour d'amour her.
Her dress was utter perfection and to be honest only she could have pulled it off..
Her speech for winning Best Actress was honest and lovely and I think she is the shit.
Stare at her..
Um, also, not only is this lady a babe but her boyfriend is a stone cold fox.
His name is Guillaume Canet and he is a frenchy, an actor and he's hot.
I have placed some photos of them for your perusal..
Yep, they are totally making out in the second one..
**Photos provided by IMDB and the fashion spot..
Daniel Day won for best actor and I was happy.
His shoes stick out like a sore thumb but whateves.
His wife looked like she purchased her dress at Craptastical Patchwork of Poo R Us, but I still love the bitch.
**Photos provided by IMDB
Tilda Swinton was the surprise win.
What did not surprise me was the terrible, terrible potato sack of goth she wore.
This made up for it..
**Photo provided by EW and Jezebel
My Javier won for Supporting Actor and he = rad.
He looked good, said some truly beautiful shit in Spanish during his acceptance speech and drank Pacifico's with his Penelope at the after party.
Good form Javier..
**Photo provided by People
Who looked good you asked?
I must say there were only a few.
Garner cleaned up nicely.
I don't like the bottom of the dress too much.
But from the waist up, she looks decent.
Don't get all crazy.
I still don't like her.
I am sad to say that Ben not being there has not put any more of my faith in their marriage.
But whateves let her have a life.
And if things don't work out with Ben, there is always Gary Busey.
I liked the Swank dress too.
You know, I have never found her to be funny or thought her personality was all that fabulous.
However, her banter with Seacrest Out was pretty good and she did not seem all fake and bake.
So I'll give her a high five and walk away in hopes she doesn't ruin it by not thanking me in a Oscar winning speech.
My BFF Keri Russell looked pretty faboo.
Her man love was with her and that always makes me happy.
She was very witty and funny during the Seacrest Out chitchat.
But she always is.
As usual Keri = awesome.
**photos provided by People
The bad were bad.
Cami D looked like poo.
Girl, brush your hair and take an f'ing shower.
It is not difficult.
You turn the water on, pour some shampoo on your hand; rub your hands together and then put that on your hair.
Rinse.
Then you use this thing called soap to clean off the stink.
Rinse.
If you cannot do that, you cannot function in life and I bid you good day.
Ellen. Page.
No me gusta.
She looked old, uncomfortable, unhappy and outside the cool boundary.
She is too young to look fug.
Speaking of outside the cool boundary, Diablo Cody.
Look, I've decided that I just don't like the girl.
From her suffocating girl love for Page, to the constant reminders that she was a stripper, to the vagina high leopard dress, to the awkward, "I just won the science fair prize," speed walk off the stage after winning the Oscar, which, by the way, will lead to her sure fire demise.
You see she didn’t have to be a stripper to pay the bills.
She did it cause she wanted to be clever.
She didn't have to wear the vagina high leopard dress.
She wore it to fill the "cool" indie writer against conformity role.
She didn't have to release her nudie pics online.
She did it cause she's a douche and realized that her reputation was getting a bad rap cause she dissed Stuart Wiseman and won an Oscar which in turn labeled her a sell out.
Maybe I shouldn't be so hard on the chick.
So I will let Andy Samberg do it for
me.
I love me some Andy.
I don't love me some Cody.
P.S. My post on Diablo Cody = meow.
**Photos provided by People and Just Jared
Moving on...
The season finale of Project Runway is this Wednesday.
What has been missed?
Crytardo got the boot.
Then he came back on the reunion show and looked like a complete and total asshole.
A PR viewer wrote in and asked why in the hell Crytardo cried like a freakin river.
Crytardo made some call about women crying all the time or whateves and I hoped that somehow, someway, Crytardo would implode.
Sweet Pea got the boot as well and I was happy.
She really needed to get the fuck out.
She whined and babied her way through every challenge and stressed me out during the process.
The woman has no backbone.
Until the reunion show where she basically told everyone how rad she was and how celebrities think she is the shit and I wished somehow, someway, Tim would cut the bitch.
And then there was Carmen.
Um.
Girlfriend was bummed cause no one missed her and everyone and their mom dissed her talent.
She cried a lot, made weird painful faces and gave Heidi lip.
I was hoping that somehow, someway Santiago would come out on the runway, throw some water on Carmen and watch as she cried that she was melting, melting..
Finally Victoroboticon.
Wow.
This one is a piece of work.
All I have to say is what Heidi had to say, "Victorya is a little uptight, no?"
Totally.
Lame.
Robot.
Christian won the fan favorite and $10,000.
Michael Knight brought the check out along with the 25 pounds he has gained since last season.
This week’s show was Part 1 of the finale.
Rami, Christian, Chris and Jillian were the finalist.
Until Chris showed Heidi, Michael Kors and Nina his collection of, "I make dresses for old ladies using velvet and human hair."
Really?
Come on Chris.
You needed to bring it and you brought Chico's.
So Rami, Jillian and Christian are headed to Bryant Park and the winner will be revealed next week...
That is all I have and I don't have anymore.
Until next time, peaces greases..
