Friday, February 15, 2008

Another day, another Dakota Fanning Bitchtastic Story..

Hi folks..

On to the gossip.


So Dakota Fanning.
She freaks the shit outta me and I assume you..
I don't like her.
I don't like her face or her teeth.
Yes, she is a little girl but once you read this you will totally feel the same.
The Fanning was cast in a movie entitled My Sister's Keeper.
The movie based on a book by the same name, is about a girl who sues her parents to stop them from using her as lab rat for her sister who has cancer.
According to Crazy Days and Nights, the director Nick Cassavetes took Fanning to a children’s hospital for cancer patients.
You can read the rest here.
Let me warn you that I am ready with my stake and holy water cause this chick has no soul.




On a happier note comes news of a possible sequel to Anchorman.
This my friends has made me pee my pants..



Picture Side Bar:

Um, okay.
Kidman.
You look shittastic.
You look like a claymation chicken.
Bad.
I'm putting it out there loud and clear…
Stop. With. The. Botox.




So the Swank.
She looks fabulous here.
No heavy man dude face.
Hair looks good, dress is fab.
Thumbs up Swank.
Thumbs up for not looking like a dude with a five head and teeth that can take down a forest.





Ricci and Witherspoon.
At a premiere for their movie about a girl with a pig face or whatever entitled Penelope.
Ricci looks good these days.
No bobble head.
Her five head looks more like a three or four.
Reece.
She can look so sassy some times and other times she looks like she wears mom jeans.
This pic = definitely mom jeans.
**Photos courtesy of Pagesix.com


Cate looking all cute and pregnant and shit.
Her husband Andrew Upton looking all..husband like?



The Portman.
I don't like the Portman for many reasons.
However, here she looks absolutely lovely.
Love the face, love the hair, love the dress love it all, love it.
***photos courtesy of Just Jared



I end with George on the cover of Time.
George.
Hott.
**photo courtesy of Pop Sugar




Sunday is the Oscars.
Watch it homies..
Until then, peaces greases..

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

I'm Kind of a Big Deal..

Kiki Fangerton is in rehab.
'Nough said. ...
Wait, wait not enough said..
I wanted to say that maybe Fango went to rehab cause she went all vampiro and attacked someone with those fangoria's of hers.
But then I realized that that wasn't funny.



Eva Mendes, as we know, is already in and apparently out of rehab.
Coincidentally she will be at the same center as Kiki.
Maybe rehab is like the new exclusive discoteca that only the famous can get into.
Question: do you remember any famousos who have gone into rehab and came out addiction free?
Me neither..


Vanity Fair has decided to steal my soul and cancel their annual Oscar party.
dudes.
have a little faith that the strike will be ending soon.
i think someone got lazy and decided they weren't down with throwing this year's greatest kegger.
i mean, i totally understand.
i throw the occasional rager and go balls to the wall, so i can sympathize.
it's still lame though.


Speaking about the strike, it looks to be finito..
This is all well and good but we are in the middle of freaking February people.
There isn't enough time to produce new episodes and summertime will soon be upon us.
So thanks for nothing assholes.


Speaking again and again about Vanity Fair, their annual Hollywood issue features new and former "it" boys and girls, recreating famous scenes from Hitchcock films.
I love me some Hitchcock.
Strangers on a Train = one of my faves of all tizime.
Who is not one of my faves is the Zellweger.
Um, what in the hell happened to her?
She looks like a bit player in a Golden Girls episode.
Well I can't give her true Golden Girl status cause I love me some Blanche, Rose, Dorothy and Sophia.
Don't want to disgrace the GG's with scrunchy face.



how bout some photos, no?


my two dads..





Gwen, Kingston and her pregnancia pooch..
....**
**Us Weekly


**
Um.
What in the hell is she wearing?
I mean this outfit is just unacceptable.
Did she stop by Chico's to get her shop on?
Terrible.
**Us Weekly


Rose.
Look, she looks better.
Maybe a bit like a Smurf but whateves.
The plastic surgery has settled and she is marrying the dude that she had an extramarital affair with, who will keep her in the movie biz for years to come.
Nice.



Dudes.
**
Yeah.
It must feel weird to be bigger then your husband when pregnant or not.
It must also feel weird to be married to the super villain that is Skeletor.
It must also feel weird to have had some sort of sexual relations with that dude to produce these spawns of "The Evil Lord of Destruction"
I feel weird wasting time on these douches..
**People

Peaces Greases.

Monday, February 4, 2008

I Am, I Am Superman and I Can Do Anything..

Word..

So Eva Mendes went to rehab this past week.
Why is that news?
It isn't, but according to your friend and mine crazydaysandnights.net, homegirl ended up there cause her addiction caused her to lose her baby.
Was Eva Mendes pregnant?
This dude said she was.
Mind you this is a blind item but how perfect is Eva Mendes for the answer...
I will throw in the other two for your guessing pleasure.

#1 You definitely go to rehab when your addiction costs you your baby.

#2 On Friday night this star pro football player was not recognized by any of the women he was hitting on, and so on Saturday night he brought a stack of trading cards and offered to autograph them for women when he gave them one. This time it worked and he got some action. Too bad he left his wife home. I'm sure she would have understood. OK, OK, he is a quarterback. That is all you are getting.

#3 You would think after the 2nd or 3rd abortion he has paid for this B+/A- cable television actor would stop using the line that he is sterile to women just so he doesn't have to use a condom.




The annual Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue will be in stores soon and the ladies on the cover are pretty in pastels.
Ferrera looks weird, Ellen looks uncomfortable, Blunt's teeth annoy me and Biel looks like a classy lady.
Enjoy



Let me get this right.
Lily Allen had a miscarriage and then her boyfriend dumps her ass.
Nice.
What a class act that one is.
I gotta wonder if he would have stayed if she had had the baby.
I'm not going to wonder too much, I have plenty to worry about, like who in the hell #2 is in the blind item.
douche



If you have not read it yet, and this is the last i will write about this, Michelle Williams released a statement on Friday.
...



Need something to make you happy?
I sure as hell do.
Now, if this is incorrect information, I'm going to become a never nude and make a huge mistake..



Peaces Greases