The Truth was that this episode was filler the Consequence was that I won't be giving a full recap #2.10

Yo, yo, yo.

So Junk in the Trunk chose Sylar over her bro and in turn signed his death warrant.
By death warrant I mean Sylar stabbing Twin Brother American Me style.


Cheertator said goodbye to her pops by dumping his ashes in the ocean a la Big Lebowski and then threatened Powder by punching a window in her car rental.
She also told P that she and her family were not going to run anymore and were going to expose The Company and blah, blah, blah get rid of David Copperfield.


Hiro Nakagoodstoryline and HottAndo do some Scooby Dooing into Hott Monroe's past.
They find out that Hottroe was incarcerated by poppa Sulu back in the day.
So Hiro travels to the 70's and finds out that Hott Monroe had tried to release a deadly virus.
Hmm, sounds familiar.
That one lady from The Company photo that Bitchy Patrelli gave up in last episode stopped Hottroe.
Her name is Victoria but we will be calling her That One Lady.
Anywho, she tells young version of Sulu that if that virus is let loose everyone in the whole freakin world will die and that he needs to destroy it.
Sulu tells That One Lady that that might be a good idea in theory but he would rather ship off the deadly, death to thousands virus, to Texas where it will be safe but actually it won't.
That One Lady tells Sulu that she is out like Casino.


Meanwhile Hottrelli and Hottroe visit That One Lady in the present, to find out where the Shanti virus is.
She pulls a gun on them.
She tells Hottrelli what we all know, that Hottroe is a liar and using him and that he wants to release the virus not save the world from it.
Hottrelli gets that hott yet wide eyed puzzled look on his face and tells That Lady to go f' herself.
But not before using his mind reading power and finding out the virus is in Texas.
Hottroe gets over That One Lady and kills her and leaves his "S" or "F" joker card.
Hottrelli is all, "Why'd you do that?"
Hottroe is all, "Cause she was going to try and kill you by shooting you in the head. Duh."
I'm all, "I think that since Hottrelli has the same power as Hottroe then the only way for Hottroe to die would be to shoot him in the head too."
I also said, "Foreshadowing?"


Retardhinder Raj tells Ned that he has found the cure to Niki's virus.
It happens to be Cheertator's blood that saved ODB's life that Raj the retard has left to rot in a jail.
Die Raj, die.
Anywho, Ned gets all fakey excited.
Raj then lays it out on the line by telling Ned that he needs to help Raj destroy all of the virus' The Company has in their arsenal.
Ned's all, "Oh sure, sure," and Raj is all, "Okay, great!"
Then Ned says, "Douche."
I say, yes indeed.

Ni one K i and Sol Glo are hanging.
Sol Glo's Good Burger cousin steals his backpack with his comics and his pops medal and tries to sell it to some homies.
Good Burger got the shaft from the homies.
Sol Glo threatens to shake off his hair sweat on Good Burger if he doesn't get his crap back.
Good Burger says no dice and so does Ni one K i when Sol Glo suggests using their super powers.
So Super Cousin, who does the weird mouth thing, says she will help the Sol.
She sneaks him out in the middle of the night in a ninjaesque velour sweat suit to go get the goods at some gangster’s house.
Well I won't keep you in suspense, the homies come home find Super Cousin and throw her in some van then they drive away with their guns in the air, cheering.
Sol Glo sees this all and then starts to walk home in a really fast manner saying, "Oh shit, oh shit."


Raj calls Ni one K i and tells her he's got a cure for her and will be on the first plane out.
Ni one K i is stoked and wants to share the news with her glistened haired son but he is at some homies house getting in deep doo doo.
Raj's call waiting happens and Butt Powers, (Sylar) gives him the great news that the call is coming from inside Raj's house.
Butt Powers strokes Poltergeist Molly's hair and marvels at those chompers all the while winking at goofy grinning Junk in the Trunk and telling Raj that they will patiently wait for his return at his house.
Um, where the f is Porkman?
Ahh, eating, right.


Hottrelli and Hottroe get to Texas to find the Shanti virus.
But not before HiNo stops time, finds out that Hottrelli has teamed up with his arch nemesis and then challenges Hottrelli to a battle royal.


Next week, a season finale will happen that may just be a fall finale and not a whole season finale, cross your fingers.
Also, some folks will die.
Is it bad that I am hoping one of those peeps is Junk in the Trunk?
Is it even worse that I have been praying to the Heroes writing dudes to kill of Raj at the hand of ODB?
No?
Good. Good.