Four months ago should have been the first episode of the season- #208

Dudes, this episode was pretty good.
I mean it isn't No Country for Old Men good, but still good..

Hottrelli and Hott Monroe, sitting in an abandoned warehouse, T A L K I N G.
Again with the not remember stuff.
Hott Monroe tells Hotrelli that the Haitian erased his memory.
He then tells Hottrelli that he can do what Monoroe can do and heal.
So he has to just heal his damn mind to get his memory back.
All he has to do is believe.
Actually he has to think of the thing that matters the most to him.
Taking his shirt off?
No, silly. But that comes later.
So Hotrelli thinks of Nathan and he starts to...remember.

(insert Wayne and Garth doing that doodle eee doo thing to turn back time)

Nate dog and Peter with the emo haircut are flying through the air a la last year’s season finale.
Emo Peter tells Nate dog to let him go cause he is going to explode.
So Nate dog does but not before getting totally f'd up during the explosion.
As Nate dog is falling through the air Emo Peter catches him and whisks him away.


Niki and Sol Glo at the hospital.
They find out that D to the L is going to live.
Remember Lindermann shot him?
You don't cause you don't really care about DL?
I feel you.
Anywho, he's cool and all and Niki is stoked.
Sol Glo puts some Aussie Scrunching Mist in his hair to get it extra curly for his Dad.
DL must be so proud.


Wonder Twins at the wedding of Bro Twin.
Junk in the Trunk is not happy with Bro Twins' choice of a wifey.
These two are weird cause their brother and sister but they seem like they are lovah's, I'm just sayin'.
Anywho, Twins get in a tiff and Junk in the Trunk takes a walk around the Universal back lot fashioned to look like a Mexican shantytown.
In her walk, Junk finds Bro Twins new bride making it with some dude.
She freaks out, makes the black goo come out of her eyes and basically kills everyone at the party.
Congrats on your wedding!!
Bro Twin freaks, Junk in the Trunk screams that she killed everyone and runs away, her ass following closely behind her.


Back to Emo Peter at the hospital where he dropped his Nate dog off.
Powder and Ned Ryerson are there.
Hmm, how convenient.
Powder drops Emo Peter all the way down to Chinatown.
Ned smirks as they whisk P-town away.


Peter and his really bad hair wake up to Powder all touchy on his junk.
Ned Ryerson makes the P-town feel bad for what he did to his brother and what he potentially did , to the whole world.
Ned tells Peter that he can help him by curing him of his super powers.
All he needs to do is hang out in a cell for a few months and take some pills.
Peter acts super emo and tells Ned that he'll do it, if only he can take his shirt off again.


Nate-dog and Bitchy Petrelli.
Dudes.
Kentucky Fried Nate Dog here.
Nate-dog has super burns all ovah is boday and a yellow contact in his right eye.
He looks like Freddy mixed with Jason mixed with Michael Myers mixed with Candyman.
At least he looks better then Bitchy.
Bitchy gives N-town the lowdown that basically Peter is missing and N-dog's F'd.


Niki, Sol Glo and D to the L.
Hospital.
Doctor tells Niki that all is well with the DL but is all well with her?
Ned, who seems to be the common link throughout this whole episode, shows up to sell his wares.
He tells Niki he can cure her if she hangs at his facility and takes drugs.
Kinda like what he told Peter.
Ned seems to be hitting up all the folks that helped save the world at the end of season one.
Hmmm.
Interesting.
I smell a plot development here.
Niki says no thanks to the cell but yes to the pills.
Yummy, yummy pills.


Emo Peter becomes Hotrelli thanks to Powder.
I like the Bell but her portrayal of Powder is a little to cutesy wootsey.
Baby talk is the bane of my existence and I feel like she is bordering on it at every sentence.
Peter gets a haircut and a look of concern on his face as he sits in his cell.
Meanwhile Hott Monroe introduces himself through the wall and a dangerous friendship is formed.


Commercial for The Fog.
Who is afraid of fog?
I mean honestly?
Are you kidding me with this Hollywood and Stephen King?
Fog.
Really?


Sol Glo, Niki and D to the L.
D to the L got a job.
Niki looks and acts all loopy.
Or maybe that's just how she is.
Sol Glo let's his hair air dry in the backyard.
It's his birthday and he got a buttload of curl enhancer.
D to the L is taking him out for the day
Meanwhile, Niki flushes the no-hero pills down the drain vowing to fight this on her own or whatever.



Hottrelli and Hott Monroe.
Hott Monroe blab cakes that he is sorry that Hottrelli has been through something awful and tries to gain his trust.
Once again Hottrelli trusts someone else.
Moving on to, Powder.
Hottrelli wants to get to know the woman inside the baby talk.
Powder explains that she lit her grandma's house on fire, had some other electrical problems, lived in this very building since she was sixteen and has never been on a date.
Virgin alert!
High five!
Hott Monroe warns Hottrelli to steer clear of Powder.
He also tells Peter that this cure that The Company has been preparing is a load of bunk and that Hotrelli like Hott Monroe is a prisoner.
Prisoner of hottness.
Hottrelli doesn't believe Monhottness, so Monhottness tells Hottrelli to ask Ned if he can roll out of the facility for a while.
Hottrelli's all, "I will."


Bitchy Petrelli and wonky eye Mrs. Nathan Petrelli.
Have you looked at this chick's eyes?
She doesn't blink.
She looks like she would wear a diaper and drive 1200 miles to some ho's house that tries to steal her man in order to murder her.
Anywho, Bitchy gets all mother knows best and basically tells Diaper Petrelli that Peter is as crazy as his pops, deserves some dignity and privacy and that Bitchy Petrelli wants her ass out.
In the nicest way possible.

Niki and D to the L.
Niki has a sales job.
D to the L is proud of her.
Little does he know that bitch is losing it.
You see, Niki has created multiple personalities to deal with her gift.
So, Jessica is gone and Gina is in.
Gina and Niki have it out.
Niki gets locked in the closet mirror again as Gina goes off to LA.
Meanwhile, Ali Larter is really showing the lack of acting skills here.
I mean I have tolerated a lot cause I think she is aight but tonight was bad.
Superbad in fact.
So bad that I would rather watch Sol Glo's hair dry then this girl read another line.



Hottrelli talks to Ned.
He wants to visit the family.
Ned says, uh, no and peaces out.
Hott Monroe explains that years ago he tried to take his powers public, to help people with his blood that heals.
He wants to save the world you see and save people.
He dangles using his healing blood power on Nathan to Peter and Peter takes the carrot.
How did all these people get so dumb?
I mean do you lose all your smarts once you get these powers?
What a dumbass.
A hott dumbass but still a dumbass.


D to the L.
He's a firefighter.
Um, as a brilliant lady pointed out to me, do they just hand out firefighter jobs to peeps nowadays?
Anywho, DL saves some folks using his powers covert style,
It's all over the news when he gets home and Sol Glo is stoked.
DL thinks to himself if only I could burn off your hair Sol Glo, all would be all right.
Then DL finds out that Niki has bounced to LA.
Does he use his power of deduction?
Nope, she left a note in lipstick on the mirror.
See, not so smart.


Hottrelli and Powder.
Hottrelli seduces the shit outta Powder for what?
Cause this doesn't help escape at all.
But whateves. It was nice to see Hottrelli be a sex kitten for two seconds.
After Powder leaves, Hottrelli blabs to Hott Monroe that it has been a few weeks since he stopped taking the concoction of pills and he is ready to bust outta there.
So they do.
Hott Monroe following Hottrelli through the concrete in a sorda gay way but not gay.
So The Company are dumbasses too?
Cause how did they figure putting Hottrelli next to someone as dangerous as Hott Monroe and not assume that they would escape?
Cause that just makes an ass outta u and me and The Company.


Wonder Twins.
Sister Twin is literally a sister.
She is hanging at some church trying to cleanse her soul of the poo that comes out her eyes.
Uh, I don't think that is going to happen.
Bro Twin finds her and brings the Po Po along.
Nice bro.
Anywho, Sister Twin freaks out and the black crap takes it's vengeance on all in the church.
Bro Twin figures out that Sister Twin was not some psycho killer and has shit coming outta her eyes.
He grabs her hands and poof; they realize he has a power too.
Anyone else sick of these two and find no redeeming quality in their powers?

Gina AKA Niki at some club ho'ing it up.
DL finds her.
How I don't know.
Gina is dancing with some douche and DL teaches the douche a lesson.
Well, the douche is packing heat.
Douche shoots DL in the head or heart as they pan away only showing Niki with blood on her face.
So she basically killed her husband.
And not with her bad acting.
Well, maybe with that cause it's killing me.


Months later.
Funeral.
DL's.
Sol Glo is going to stay with Grandma Ohura, Good Burger cousin and Smirky Face cousin.
Ned comes the funeral to pick Niki up to got to the facility so that he can use her to kill the other Heroes with her super human strength and bad acting.


Hottrelli and Hott Monroe.
Monroe injects his blood into the bag of stuff attached to Nate-dog.
It is totally working.
However the two escapees have been had.
Powder and the I like them black, white Puerto Rican and Haitian.
Hott Monroe gives Hottrelli a passport and a promise to meet in Montreal as they part.
Hottrelli is being chased by I like them black, white ,Puerto Rican and Haitian.
He jumps over a fence and... loses his shirt.
Nice one Heroes.
Then he finds himself in a giant cargo container.
Nice one Heroes.
Then I like them black, white, Puerto Rican and Haitian have it out.
The Haitian handcuffs Peter to the cargo container, erases his memory and gives him that cool gold necklace with the F on it.
But before all that happens The Haitian explains that he is doing this for Peter's own good and because Bitchy Petrelli helped a brother out.

End cakes:
Nate-dog is all better as Bitchy enters the hospital room.
Or is he?
Is Hott Monroe's blood evil too?
Cause you know he's been talking to Evil Kentucky Fried Petrelli.


Wonder Twins and Sylar.
Junk is in lurv with Sylar.
Sylar is thinking about brains.


Niki checks into The Company.


Nate-dog goes to find Hottrelli.


Hottrelli remembers everything.


Hott Monroe enlists Hottrelli to save the world..