This episode was whateves.
I'll make it quick cause it looks like something big is going down next week and that will be a hell of a lot better then this was.
Couple things:
At the beginning of the episode Christopher and Rami are chatting and decide that there should be a Project Runway perfume.
The dudes think the perfume would be a mixture of sweat, tears and Chinese food.
Chinese food?
Not a joke maker in the bunch.
Anywho, please tell me I was not alone thinking of Ricky Crytardo when the tears were mentioned?
Dude, Crytardo would be a freaking gold mine for Project Runway perfume.
Stick him in a room, show him pics of puppies and kittens and watch the waterworks begin.
Child labor.
Sweet.
The challenge this week was to update some really shitty trends over the past 10 years.
After each designer picks a design they team up and try to incorporate all three styles into a cohesive collection.
There were four teams of three and enough crap to go around.
Christian, Kit and Jack teamed up and made awesome, awesome poop.
Their trends were the zoot suit, pleather and fringe.
Totally sounds like a Bon Jovi outfit circa 1984.
These three are my favorites.
They worked well together and their designs were cohesive and the biggity bomb.
Of course they didn't win but whateves.
Jillian, I'm Not Gay and Ravi team up.
Their trends were overalls, 70's flare and the poodle skirt.
Hi, um Ravi? Loved, loved, loved the dress.
Hi, um Jillian? Hate, hate, and hate you and your whiney, baby talking, no faith, poodle haired, stupid face.
Yeah, I said stupid face.
Hi, um I'm Not Gay? If you want to convince the viewing public that you are not a gay, then you probably don't want to talk about things coming outta your ass.
I think you mentioned pulling a rabbit out of that part of your anatomy in the latter part of the episode.
These kids won and I personally thought Team Christian was much better but what the hell do I know.
Chris, Sweet P and Steven equals terrible.
Awful in fact.
Bad, bad and totally bad.
Their trends were shoulder pads, baggy sweater and dancewear.
Chris, who was the leader, decided to make a bolero jacket outta some old lady’s musty, British, curtain covers.
It was bad.
I won't go into how awful the other pieces were but they were downright shitty.
Shitty, shitty and shitty.
Chris was in the bottom two and I'm sad cause I kind of liked him but not as a designer or a friend or a hott piece.
Ricky, Elisa and Victorya
Their trends were neon, cutouts and underwear as outerwear.
Does anyone remember wearing any of these?
Okay maybe the neon when Wham! was the shit but I digress.
These three were a disaster together.
Crytardo was the leader and he was a bitchy and non-existent one at that.
Elisa was oblivious as usual.
Victorya showed her true colors and came out looking like a complete and total bitchtastic roboticon.
Girl has zero personality and does not understand the meaning of collaboration nor standing by your homies.
If I had a gang, I would have never jumped her in.
Their pieces looked like something dirty French mimes would wear.
Victorobot sold out Crytardo and in turn made herself look evil.
Crytardo was in the bottom two for his lack of leadership and ability to hold back the tears.
Sidebar:
Donna Karan was the guest judge tonight.
Girl is looking rough.
I also didn’t think that DK would sound and look just like a Jewish tranny.
I mean she has had a lot of plastic surgery and she still looks like a better version of the Wicked Witch of the West in The Wizard of Oz.
Let's have a side by side shall we..
So the final, final came down to Crytardo and Chris with Chris leaving the runway for his deplorable curtain cover.
Dude, Crytardo is good T.V, cause this is like the third time he has been in the bottom two.
Next week, drama,
Major.
Witch image provided by http://www.esoterically.net and DK http://www.cnn.com.
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