a thought..

how awesome would it be if pseu-pseu pseudio were the universal panacea?
like your friend is all, “I think I might be pregnant by that dude that had herpes and has like a thousand other babies."
and you’re all, "dude. I'm sorry to hear that but pseu-pseu-pseudio."
and then your friend was all, "I am totally going to have this baby and one day it will cure venereal diseased people everywhere. I will raise the other thousand babies and they will each become geniuses in their own right and all will be well in the world."

just think about it for a while.
then try it out and see what kind of reaction you get.

keep me posted.
or don't.
but always remember, pseu-pseu pseudio.