Saturday, December 29, 2007

oh and by the by..

Fallon Found His Sugar Momma
Robin Wright Penn Got Wise

For those who love the SJP...

It makes me happy to read that celebrities talk shit too..


Not A Fan of the Cattrall Either

Friday, December 28, 2007

To make up for the previous post..Michael Cera cures all..

Thanks to You Tube and College Humor..
Awesome
Radical

Dude. Geeross.

As reported by In Touch Weekly and http://www.imnotobsessed.com/:

"I guess Milo Ventimiglia’s recent quote of “It’s only natural that people are going to couple us together.” was just a cover up. Reports are out today that he confessed his love to Heroes costar Hayden Panettiere at a pre-Christmas Water Grill party in Los Angeles.
“He called her his girlfriend and said that he loved her.” The couple spent the rest of the party sitting together and holding hands.
No reps have confirmed this… so let’s wait a few hours before we start throwing ourselves in dark corners."

Thursday, December 27, 2007

What's the Skinny? It Ain't Jack's Lip.. #4.5

Hey dudes..

This week, each designer was paired up with a lady who had recently lost a significant amount of weight.
Their challenge was to create a new outfit using a pre-weight loss outfit of the ladies choosing.
The new outfit should show the skinny ladies style and personality along with the designer’s own style.

This episode was another bore.
Seriously.
Three exciting things did happen though.
One. Jack left the competition due to a Staph infection on his lip that made him look like I do when I eat a butt load of a lot of gum and shove that mound into my upper lip.
I liked Jack.
He was funny and quirky and he seemed to really enjoy himself.
Plus his designs were pretty rad.
I am bummed he left but happy to report that he is Staph free and humping Dale from last seasons Top Chef.

I heart the Dale mucho so this is good news.

Second exciting thing, the PR brought back Chris to replace Jack.
Chris was thrilled at a second chance.
He came in a day late so he was allowed to stay up 24 hours to complete the design that Jack started.
Chris came through, finished the design and made it into the biggest piece of cartoon, costume crap I have ever seen.
Dude, you got a second chance.
Tim told you to stay away from the costume design but you still go there like a whore to a pimp.
This woman should be showing of her new svelte self not cower in darkness at the thought of someone, anyone seeing this disaster.
The panel, including the hott piece that is Patrick Robinson, tore Chris a new one but let him stay around cause they didn't want to look like they made a bad decision bringing him back.



Third exciting thing, Christian.
This kid is fabulous.
I heart him.
His model had lost a significant amount of weight but not her bitter, somber attitude.
The woman brought nothing to help in Christian's design, except to tell him that all that she wears now is anything black and her jeans.
So homeboy takes in her old jeans to make them a size 2 , creates a super fabulous jacket, gives her an up do and relays to her that he cannot design an ass for her so be happy with what she has.
With that, Christian won the competition thank you very much and I was stoked.
Done and done.


The loser of this episode was Steven French Stewart.
The dude got f'd, sort of.
His lady wanted a new outfit created out of her 1980's lace, beaded, polyester, pooftown wedding dress.
Yes there was a lot of fabric.
Yes it was a challenge and a half.
But as the all-knowing Michael Kor's said on the PR blog, "One of the biggest challenges that any designer has to face is really appreciating the material that you’re working with. Regardless of what the lace was made out of, the possibility is that lace is a very versatile fabric. You can make a lot of different garments, whether its polyester lace or not. I think he showed a full lack of imagination, and I think he missed the whole mark of being inspired to feel a certain way when you look at something. A wedding dress, I don’t think you need to make another gown out of it, but my God, anything’s possible."
So Frenchy, you screwed yourself.
The outfit Steven created was a real piece off doo doo.
He lacked passion and creativity and his squinting was getting on my freaking nerves so I am oh so happy he was let loose.




A few observations:
I have a deep dislike for Jillian but aside from that and her koolats, the girl can dress.
Her outfit during the runway was faboo and I despise her all the more for it.


I love Kit, she seems like a good egg.
She is beginning to come out as my number one aside from Christian and Ravi.


Next week Christian seems to be getting on people's nerves.
Actually, next week is two weeks from this episode so we have to all wait till then to see why people seem to hate the young, fashion designer hobbit that I lurv.

Trendshitters PR 4.4

I know I'm like a thousand episodes behind but who cares really..

This episode was whateves.
I'll make it quick cause it looks like something big is going down next week and that will be a hell of a lot better then this was.


Couple things:

At the beginning of the episode Christopher and Rami are chatting and decide that there should be a Project Runway perfume.
The dudes think the perfume would be a mixture of sweat, tears and Chinese food.
Chinese food?
Not a joke maker in the bunch.
Anywho, please tell me I was not alone thinking of Ricky Crytardo when the tears were mentioned?
Dude, Crytardo would be a freaking gold mine for Project Runway perfume.
Stick him in a room, show him pics of puppies and kittens and watch the waterworks begin.
Child labor.
Sweet.


The challenge this week was to update some really shitty trends over the past 10 years.
After each designer picks a design they team up and try to incorporate all three styles into a cohesive collection.
There were four teams of three and enough crap to go around.




Christian, Kit and Jack teamed up and made awesome, awesome poop.
Their trends were the zoot suit, pleather and fringe.
Totally sounds like a Bon Jovi outfit circa 1984.
These three are my favorites.
They worked well together and their designs were cohesive and the biggity bomb.
Of course they didn't win but whateves.




Jillian, I'm Not Gay and Ravi team up.
Their trends were overalls, 70's flare and the poodle skirt.
Hi, um Ravi? Loved, loved, loved the dress.
Hi, um Jillian? Hate, hate, and hate you and your whiney, baby talking, no faith, poodle haired, stupid face.
Yeah, I said stupid face.
Hi, um I'm Not Gay? If you want to convince the viewing public that you are not a gay, then you probably don't want to talk about things coming outta your ass.
I think you mentioned pulling a rabbit out of that part of your anatomy in the latter part of the episode.
These kids won and I personally thought Team Christian was much better but what the hell do I know.


Chris, Sweet P and Steven equals terrible.
Awful in fact.
Bad, bad and totally bad.
Their trends were shoulder pads, baggy sweater and dancewear.
Chris, who was the leader, decided to make a bolero jacket outta some old lady’s musty, British, curtain covers.
It was bad.
I won't go into how awful the other pieces were but they were downright shitty.
Shitty, shitty and shitty.
Chris was in the bottom two and I'm sad cause I kind of liked him but not as a designer or a friend or a hott piece.

Ricky, Elisa and Victorya
Their trends were neon, cutouts and underwear as outerwear.
Does anyone remember wearing any of these?
Okay maybe the neon when Wham! was the shit but I digress.
These three were a disaster together.
Crytardo was the leader and he was a bitchy and non-existent one at that.
Elisa was oblivious as usual.
Victorya showed her true colors and came out looking like a complete and total bitchtastic roboticon.
Girl has zero personality and does not understand the meaning of collaboration nor standing by your homies.
If I had a gang, I would have never jumped her in.
Their pieces looked like something dirty French mimes would wear.
Victorobot sold out Crytardo and in turn made herself look evil.
Crytardo was in the bottom two for his lack of leadership and ability to hold back the tears.


Sidebar:
Donna Karan was the guest judge tonight.
Girl is looking rough.
I also didn’t think that DK would sound and look just like a Jewish tranny.
I mean she has had a lot of plastic surgery and she still looks like a better version of the Wicked Witch of the West in The Wizard of Oz.
Let's have a side by side shall we..



So the final, final came down to Crytardo and Chris with Chris leaving the runway for his deplorable curtain cover.
Dude, Crytardo is good T.V, cause this is like the third time he has been in the bottom two.

Next week, drama,
Major.

Witch image provided by http://www.esoterically.net and DK http://www.cnn.com.

Some news before the new year...

Thanks to People.com:

Mom-to-be Jessica Alba was spotted over the Christmas holiday with a rock on her left ring finger – and the rumors are true: She and boyfriend Cash Warren are engaged, her rep confirms to PEOPLE.

"I can confirm that they are engaged," says publicist Brad Cafarelli.

Earlier this month, the couple announced to PEOPLE that they are expecting a baby. Alba, 26, has been dating Warren, 28, since the fall of 2004, after they met on the set of her movie, The Fantastic Four, on which Warren was a director's assistant.



British singer Lily Allen is pregnant with her first child, her rep confirms to PEOPLE.

The 22-year-old "Smile" singer has been dating the Chemical Brothers' Ed Simons, 37, since September. "As the pregnancy is at a very, very early stage, the couple ask that you respect their privacy," her rep said in a statement. "The couple will be making no further comment but they are obviously both thrilled by the news."

Allen, whose 2006 debut album, Alright, Still, sold nearly 2 million copies, recently talked about her desire to step out of the limelight and start a family.

"Maybe I could retire at 25. I'm only going to do one more album, she told Britain's Sunday Times in November.

"It's a great job, but it doesn't leave time for what's important. Like having a family," she added. "I'd like to live in the country and have a walled garden, and chickens and pigs."

Despite the pregnancy news – first reported by Britain's The Sun – Allen's rep said, "Lily's new album will be released as planned next year."



MC Pee Pants is engaged!


They are known to bring good luck in the new year, but one Black-Eyed Pea got lucky early. After 3 years of dating, Fergie and Josh Duhamel are engaged, his rep confirms to PEOPLE.

"Fergie called a lot of her girlfriends today to tell them the news," a source close to the singer told PEOPLE. "She said they don't know what kind of wedding they want yet, but that she is the happiest girl on earth."

The Las Vegas star's rep would say only that they got engaged "recently," but not on Christmas. TMZ.com first reported the engagement news Wednesday.

Fergie was seen sporting a diamond ring on her all-important digit back in November, during the American Music Awards, but her rep denied the engagement rumors then. The couple celebrated Duhamel's 35th birthday last month with lots of love and little fanfare.



From the New York Post's Page Six:


"HEROES" star Kristen Bell doesn't want any events being promoted on the back of her latest relationship. Bell has been trying to hide from photographers while out in LA with latest fling, comic Dax Shepard. An insider told us, "Kristen is taking Dax as her New Year's Eve date to the Raleigh Hotel in Miami." Bell, who recently kicked her director fiancé Kevin Mann to the curb, is insisting that any promotions for the party don't list the duo as a couple. Our source said, "She told event people they can put either her or Dax on the party announcements - but not both of them."


Ticket-shy
DREW Barrymore and her new boyfriend, "I'm a Mac" guy Justin Long, will go all out to avoid paying a parking ticket. They were in Tampa last week when they were slapped with a ticket on their Vespa as they shopped. "Justin asked me where the ticketing cop went, and when I pointed, he took off down the street after him," said our source. "He was trying to talk him out of it while Drew stayed and watched the Vespa, but it didn't work."



Ryan Gosling was photographed last week with "Heroes" cutie Hayden Panettiere. But Tuesday night, he only had eyes for Heath Ledger's ex, Michelle Williams. The two had dinner at Piadina and were caught by onlookers having a cozy cigarette outside the West 10th Street eatery. The star of "Lars and the Real Girl" was "smiling and gazing at her," said our
witness. Reps for both said they weren't on a date, but just discussing an upcoming film project they're working on together. We'll see.





New York Daily News, Gatecrasher:


Annnd ... they're back on!
Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli were spotted holding hands at the Polo Lounge in Beverly Hills last week, apparently sinking surfer Kelly Slater's recent relationship with the Israeli model.
Leo and Bar, "were never really 'off,'" a source tells Us Weekly.
"It was always a distance thing. Leo was making a movie in Morocco [this year], and Bar had her modeling career."
Oh, the hardships!



Us Weekly:

Leave the baby making business to Brad Pitt, not Jennifer Aniston.

The National Enquirer reported that Aniston, 38, is expecting and speculated that the father could be either Vince Vaughn, Paul Sculfor or Sex and the City hunk Jason Lewis.

But her rep tells Usmagazine.com: “She is not pregnant.”

An eyewitness told Us that the Friends alum sipped a martini at a Christmas Eve dinner with pals Courteney Cox and David Arquette at Mastro’s in Beverly Hills.

She also recently had her hair colored by Michael Canali — another pregnancy no-no — last week.

The star “is in a great mood,” a source told Us, despite the fact that she didn’t have a date and “left alone” after the Christmas Eve dinner. “There’s no drama, and that’s why she’s happy!”



I feel super guilty of putting this in the blog but:

Sources tell Hollyscoop EXCLUSIVELY that actress Mischa Barton was arrested in the wee hours this morning! She was handcuffed and arrested at 2:46AM last night and booked at 3:10AM.
Mischa was arrested on the corner of La Cienega and Santa Monica Blvd in Los Angeles late last night in her white Range Rover for Driving Under the Influence and driving without a license.
Her bail amount is set at $10,000.




Now for some photos thanks to www.celebutopia.net and the photographers who took them..

Kate Beckinsale and hubby Len Wiseman..





Gavin and Gwen in Soho, London..





Tina Fey, An Evening with 30 Rock event in NYC:





Milla Jovovich andPaul W.S. Anderson drinking cafe' on Rodeo. Not loving the outfit..





Kristin Bell and the biggest mistake of her life..



The lovely Keri Russell and son River strolling with Jennifer Garner and daughter Violet in the NYC:






The girl formerly known as normal and not grandmaish Katie Holmes, with sweet cheeks Suri, spending the pain away..






Rose McGowan. I don't know what to tell you kids.




Ms. Dita looking fabulous at the Cointreau Party in London:





I will leave you with this juicy albeit sad blind item from the dude at http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/.
I am breaking a promise I made to myself not mention certain names in this blog but this being a blind item, take your guesses..

"During a required physical last week this singer indicated she is HIV+. If you follow the partners and they were not safe, this could lead to some incredible revelations during the next year."
Followed up by:
"You know that required physical from yesterday? Reason for the physical? Abortion. Father? Unknown."



I'm out homies..
peaces greases..

Saturday, December 22, 2007

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, all of the SAG Award nominees...

14th ANNUAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS® NOMINATIONS

THEATRICAL MOTION PICTURES

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role

GEORGE CLOONEY / Michael Clayton Michael Clayton² (Warner Bros. Pictures)
DANIEL DAY-LEWIS / Daniel Plainview There Will Be Blood² (Paramount
Vantage)
RYAN GOSLING / Lars Lindstrom Lars And The Real Girl² (Sidney Kimmel
Entertainment)
EMILE HIRSCH / Christopher McCandless Into The Wild² (Paramount Vantage)
VIGGO MORTENSEN / Nikolai Eastern Promises² (Focus Features)

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role

CATE BLANCHETT / Queen Elizabeth I Elizabeth: The Golden Age² (Universal
Pictures)
JULIE CHRISTIE / Fiona ³Away From Her (Lionsgate)
MARION COTILLARD / Edith Piaf La Vie En Rose² (Picturehouse)
ANGELINA JOLIE / Mariane Pearl A Mighty Heart² (Paramount Vantage)
ELLEN PAGE / Juno MacGuff Juno (Fox Searchlight Pictures)

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role

CASEY AFFLECK / Robert Ford The Assassination of Jesse James By The
Coward Robert Ford² (Warner Bros. Pictures)
JAVIER BARDEM / Anton Chigurh No Country For Old Men (Miramax Films)
HAL HOLBROOK / Ron Franz Into The Wild (Paramount Vantage)
TOMMY LEE JONES / Ed Tom Bell No Country For Old Men (Miramax Films)
TOM WILKINSON / Arthur Edens Michael Clayton (Warner Bros. Pictures)

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role

CATE BLANCHETT / Jude Im Not There (The Weinstein Company)
RUBY DEE / Mama Lucas American Gangster (Universal Pictures)
CATHERINE KEENER / Jan Burres Into The Wild (Paramount Vantage)
AMY RYAN / Helene McCready Gone Baby Gone (Miramax Films)
TILDA SWINTON / Karen Crowder Michael Clayton (Warner Bros. Pictures)

Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture

3:10 TO YUMA (Lionsgate)

CHRISTIAN BALE / Dan Evans
RUSSELL CROWE / Ben Wade
PETER FONDA / Byron McElroy
GRETCHEN MOL / Alice Evans
DALLAS ROBERTS / Grayson Butterfield
VINESSA SHAW / Emmy Roberts
BEN FOSTER / Charlie Prince
ALAN TUDYK / Doc Potter
LOGAN LERMAN / Will Evans


AMERICAN GANGSTER (Universal Pictures)

ARMAND ASSANTE / Dominic Cattano
JOSH BROLIN / Detective Trupo
RUSSELL CROWE / Richie Roberts
RUBY DEE / Mama Lucas
CHIWETEL EJIOFOR / Huey Lucas
IDRIS ELBA / Tango
CUBA GOODING, JR. / Nicky Barnes
CARLA GUGINO / Laurie Roberts
JOHN HAWKES / Freddie Spearman
TED LEVINE / Lou Toback
JOE MORTON / Charlie Williams
LYMARI NADAL / Eva
JOHN ORTIZ / Javier J. Rivera
RZA / Moses Jones
YUL VAZQUEZ / Alfonse Abruzzo
DENZEL WASHINGTON / Frank Lucas


HAIRSPRAY (New Line Cinema)

NIKKI BLONSKY / Tracy Turnblad
AMANDA BYNES / Penny Pingleton
PAUL DOOLEY / Mr. Spritzer
ZAC EFRON / Link Larkin
ALLISON JANNEY / Prudy Pingleton
ELIJAH KELLEY / Seaweed
JAMES MARSDEN / Corny Collins
MICHELLE PFEIFFER / Velma Von Tussle
QUEEN LATIFAH / Motormouth Maybelle
BRITTANY SNOW / Amber Von Tussle
JERRY STILLER / Mr. French
JOHN TRAVOLTA / Edna Turnblad
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN / Wilbur Turnblad


INTO THE WILD (Paramount Vantage)

BRIAN DIERKER / Rainey
MARCIA GAY HARDEN / Billie McCandless
EMILE HIRSCH / Chris McCandless
HAL HOLBROOK / Ron Franz
WILLIAM HURT / Walt McCandless
CATHERINE KEENER / Jan Burres
JENA MALONE / Carine McCandless
KRISTEN STEWART / Tracy Tatro
VINCE VAUGHN / Wayne Westerberg


NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN (Miramax Films)

JAVIER BARDEM / Anton Chigurh
JOSH BROLIN / Llewelyn Moss
GARRET DILLAHUNT / Wendell
TESS HARPER / Loretta Bell
WOODY HARRELSON / Carson Wells
TOMMY LEE JONES / Ed Tom Bell
KELLY MACDONALD / Carla Jean Moss




PRIMETIME TELEVISION


Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries

MICHAEL KEATON / James Jesus Angleton ³The Company (TNT)
KEVIN KLINE / Jacques ³As You Like It² (HBO)
OLIVER PLATT / George Steinbrenner ³The Bronx is Burning² (ESPN)
SAM SHEPARD / Frank Whiteley ³Ruffian² (ABC)
JOHN TURTURRO / Billy Martin ³The Bronx is Burning² (ESPN)


Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Television Movie or
Miniseries

ELLEN BURSTYN / Posey Benetto ³Mitch Albom¹s For One More Day² (ABC)
DEBRA MESSING / Molly Kagan ³The Starter Wife² (USA)
ANNA PAQUIN / Elaine Goodale ³Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee² (HBO)
QUEEN LATIFAH / Ana ³Life Support ³ (HBO)
VANESSA REDGRAVE / Woman ³The Fever² (HBO)
GENA ROWLANDS / Melissa Eisenbloom ³What If God Were the Sun?² (Lifetime)


Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series

JAMES GANDOLFINI / Tony Soprano ³The Sopranos² (HBO)
MICHAEL C. HALL / Dexter Morgan ³Dexter² (Showtime)
JON HAMM / Don Draper ³Mad Men² (AMC)
HUGH LAURIE / Dr. Gregory House ³House² (FOX)
JAMES SPADER / Alan Shore ³Boston Legal² (ABC)


Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series

GLENN CLOSE / Patty Hewes ³Damages² (FX)
EDIE FALCO / Carmela Soprano ³The Sopranos² (HBO)
SALLY FIELD / Nora Walker ³Brothers & Sisters² (ABC)
HOLLY HUNTER / Grace Hanadarko ³Saving Grace² (TNT)
KYRA SEDGWICK / Deputy Police Chief Brenda Johnson ³The Closer² (TNT)


Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series

ALEC BALDWIN / Jack Donaghy ³30 Rock² (NBC)
STEVE CARELL / Michael Scott ³The Office² (NBC)
RICKY GERVAIS / Andy Millman ³Extras² (NBC)
JEREMY PIVEN / Ari Gold ³Entourage² (HBO)
TONY SHALHOUB / Adrian Monk ³Monk² (USA)


Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series

CHRISTINA APPLEGATE / Samantha Newly ³Samantha Who?² (ABC)
AMERICA FERRERA / Betty Suarez ³Ugly Betty² (ABC)
TINA FEY / Liz Lemon ³30 Rock² (NBC)
MARY-LOUISE PARKER / Nancy Botwin ³Weeds² (Showtime)
VANESSA WILLIAMS / Wilhelmina Slater ³Ugly Betty² (ABC)


Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series

BOSTON LEGAL (ABC)

RENE AUBERJONOIS / Paul Lewiston
CANDICE BERGEN / Shirley Schmidt
JULIE BOWEN / Denise Bauer
SAFFRON BURROWS / Lorraine Weller
CHRISTIAN CLEMENSON / Jerry Espenson
TARAJI P. HENSON / Whitney Rome
JOHN LARROQUETTE / Carl Sack
WILLIAM SHATNER / Denny Crane
JAMES SPADER / Alan Shore
TARA SUMMERS / Katie Lloyd
MARK VALLEY / Brad Chase
GARY ANTHONY WILLIAMS / Clarence/Clarice Bell
CONSTANCE ZIMMER / Claire Simms


THE CLOSER (TNT)

G.W. BAILEY / Det. Lt. Provenza
MICHAEL PAUL CHAN / Lt. Tao
RAYMOND CRUZ / Det. Sanchez
TONY DENISON / Lt. Andy Flynn
ROBERT GOSSETT / Commander Taylor
GINA RAVERA / Det. Irene Daniels
COREY REYNOLDS / Sgt. David Gabriel
KYRA SEDGWICK / Deputy Police Chief Brenda Johnson
J.K. SIMMONS / Asst. Police Chief Will Pope
JON TENNEY / FBI Agent Fritz Howard


GREY¹S ANATOMY (ABC)

JUSTIN CHAMBERS / Alex Karev
ERIC DANE / Mark Sloan
PATRICK DEMPSEY / Derek Shepherd
KATHERINE HEIGL / Izzie Stevens
T.R. KNIGHT / George O¹Malley
CHYLER LEIGH / Lexie Grey
SANDRA OH / Cristina Yang
JAMES PICKENS, JR. / Richard Webber
ELLEN POMPEO / Meredith Grey
SARA RAMIREZ / Callie Torres
ELIZABETH REASER / Jane Doe/Ava/Rebecca Pope
BROOKE SMITH / Erica Hahn
KATE WALSH / Addison Montgomery-Shepherd
ISAIAH WASHINGTON / Dr. Preston Burke
CHANDRA WILSON / Dr. Miranda Bailey


MAD MEN (AMC)

BRYAN BATT / Salvatore Romano
ANNE DUDEK / Francine Hanson
MICHAEL GLADIS / Paul Kinsey
JON HAMM / Don Draper
CHRISTINA HENDRICKS / Joan Holloway
JANUARY JONES / Betty Draper
VINCENT KARTHEISER / Pete Campbell
ROBERT MORSE / Bertram Cooper
ELISABETH MOSS / Peggy Olson
MAGGIE SIFF / Rachel Menken
JOHN SLATTERY / Roger Sterling
RICH SOMMER / Harry Crane
AARON STATON / Ken Cosgrove


THE SOPRANOS (HBO)

GREGORY ANTONACCI / Butch DeConcini
LORRAINE BRACCO / Dr. Jennifer Melfi
EDIE FALCO / Carmela Soprano
JAMES GANDOLFINI / Tony Soprano
DAN GRIMALDI / Patsy Parisi
ROBERT ILER / Anthony Soprano, Jr.
MICHAEL IMPERIOLI / Christopher Moltisanti
ARTHUR NASCARELLA / Carlo Gervasi
STEVEN R. SCHIRRIPA / Bobby ³Bacala² Baccalieri
MATT SERVITTO / Agent Dwight Harris
JAMIE-LYNN SIGLER / Meadow Soprano
TONY SIRICO / Paulie ³Walnuts² Gaultieri
AIDA TURTURRO / Janice Soprano
STEVEN VAN ZANDT / Silvio Dante
FRANK VINCENT / Phil Leotardo


Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series

30 ROCK (NBC)

SCOTT ADSIT / Pete Hornberger
ALEC BALDWIN / Jack Donaghy
KATRINA BOWDEN / Cerie
TINA FEY / Liz Lemon
JUDAH FRIEDLANDER / Frank Rositano
JANE KRAKOWSKI / Jenna Maroney
JACK McBRAYER / Kenneth Parcell
TRACY MORGAN / Tracy Jordan
KEITH POWELL / Toofer
LONNY ROSS / Josh Girard


DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES (ABC)

ANDREA BOWEN / Julie Mayer
RICHARDO A. CHAVIRA / Carlos Solis
MARCIA CROSS / Bree Van De Kamp Hodge
DANA DELANY / Katherine Mayfair
JAMES DENTON / Mike Delfino
NATHAN FILLION / Adam Mayfair
LINDSY FONSECA / Dylan Mayfair
TERI HATCHER / Susan Mayer
ZANE HUETT / Parker Scavo
FELICITY HUFFMAN / Lynette Scavo
KATHRYN JOOSTEN / Mrs. McCluskey
BRENT KINSMAN / Preston Scavo/Porter Scavo
SHANE KINSMAN / Porter Scavo/Preston Scavo
JOY LAUREN / Danielle Van De Kamp
EVA LONGORIA PARKER / Gabrielle Solis Lang
KYLE MacLACHLAN / Orson Hodge
SHAWN PYFROM / Andrew Van De Kamp
DOUG SAVANT / Tom Scavo
DOUGRAY SCOTT / Ian Hainsworth
NICOLETTE SHERIDAN / Edie Britt
JOHN SLATTERY / Victor Lang
BRENDA STRONG / Mary Alice Young


ENTOURAGE (HBO)

RHYS COIRO / Billy Walsh
KEVIN CONNOLLY / Eric Murphy
KEVIN DILLON / Johnny Drama
JERRY FERRARA / Turtle
ADRIAN GRENIER / Vincent Chase
REX LEE / Lloyd
JEREMY PIVEN / Ari Gold
PERREY REEVES / Mrs. Ari


THE OFFICE (NBC)

LESLIE DAVID BAKER / Stanley Hudson
BRIAN BAUMGARTNER / Kevin Malone
CREED BRATTON / Creed
STEVE CARELL / Michael Scott
JENNA FISCHER / Pam Beesly
KATE FLANNERY / Meredith Palmer
ED HELMS / Andrew Bernard
MINDY KALING / Kelly Kapoor
ANGELA KINSEY / Angela Martin
JOHN KRASINSKI / Jim Halpert
PAUL LIEBERSTEIN / Toby Flenderson
B.J. NOVAK / Ryan Howard
OSCAR NUĂ‘EZ / Oscar Martinez
PHYLLIS SMITH / Phyllis Lapin
RAINN WILSON / Dwight Schrute


UGLY BETTY (ABC)

ALAN DALE / Bradford Meade
AMERICA FERRERA / Betty Suarez
CHRISTOPER GORHAM / Henry
MARK INDELICATO / Justin
ASHLEY JENSEN / Christina
JUDITH LIGHT / Claire Meade
ERIC MABIUS / Daniel Meade
BECKI NEWTON / Amanda
ANA ORTIZ / Hilda
TONY PLANA / Ignacio
REBECCA ROMIJN / Alexis
KEVIN SUSSMAN / Walter
MICHAEL URIE / Marc
VANESSA WILLIAMS / Wilhelmina Slater



SAG HONORS FOR STUNT ENSEMBLES

Outstanding Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a Motion Picture

300 (Warner Bros.)
THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM (Universal)
I AM LEGEND (Warner Bros.)
THE KINGDOM (Universal)
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD¹S END (Walt Disney Studios Motion
Pictures)


Outstanding Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a Television Series

24 (FOX)
HEROES (NBC)
LOST (ABC)
ROME (HBO)
THE UNIT (CBS)


Screen Actors Guild Awards 44th Annual Life Achievement Award

Charles Durning

14th ANNUAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS®
NOMINATIONS FACT SHEET

ACTORS WITH MULTIPLE NOMINATIONS - THEATRICAL MOTION PICTURES
AND PRIMETIME TELEVISION

QUEEN LATIFAH (2)
FEMALE TV MOVIE OR MINISERIES ³Life Support²
CAST ³Hairspray²

ACTORS WITH MULTIPLE NOMINATIONS - THEATRICAL MOTION PICTURES


JAVIER BARDEM (2)
MALE SUPPORT ³No Country For Old Men²
CAST ³No Country For Old Men²

CATE BLANCHETT (2)
FEMALE LEAD ³Elizabeth: The Golden Age²
FEMALE SUPPORT ³I¹m Not There²

JOSH BROLIN (2)
CAST ³American Gangster²
CAST ³No Country For Old Men²

RUSSELL CROWE (2)
CAST ³3:10 To Yuma²
CAST ³American Gangster²

RUBY DEE (2)
FEMALE SUPPORT ³American Gangster²
CAST ³American Gangster²

EMILE HIRSCH (2)
MALE LEAD ³Into The Wild²
CAST ³Into The Wild²

HAL HOLBROOK (2)
MALE SUPPORT ³Into The Wild²
CAST ³Into The Wild²

TOMMY LEE JONES (2)
MALE SUPPORT ³No Country For Old Men²
CAST ³No Country For Old Men²

CATHERINE KEENER (2)
FEMALE SUPPORT ³Into The Wild²
CAST ³Into The Wild²


ACTORS WITH MULTIPLE NOMINATIONS - PRIMETIME TELEVISION


ALEC BALDWIN (2)
MALE COMEDY ³30 Rock²
ENSEMBLE COMEDY ³30 Rock²

STEVE CARELL (2)
MALE COMEDY ³The Office²
ENSEMBLE COMEDY ³The Office²

EDIE FALCO (2)
FEMALE DRAMA ³The Sopranos²
ENSEMBLE DRAMA ³The Sopranos²

AMERICA FERRERA (2)
FEMALE COMEDY ³Ugly Betty²
ENSEMBLE COMEDY ³Ugly Betty²

TINA FEY (2)
FEMALE COMEDY ³30 Rock²
ENSEMBLE COMEDY ³30 Rock²

JAMES GANDOLFINI (2)
MALE DRAMA ³The Sopranos²
ENSEMBLE DRAMA ³The Sopranos²


JON HAMM (2)
MALE DRAMA ³Mad Men²
ENSEMBLE DRAMA ³Mad Men²

JEREMY PIVEN (2)
MALE COMEDY ³Entourage²
ENSEMBLE COMEDY ³Entourage²

KYRA SEDGWICK (2)
FEMALE DRAMA ³The Closer²
ENSEMBLE DRAMA ³The Closer²

JOHN SLATTERY (2)
ENSEMBLE DRAMA ³Mad Men²
ENSEMBLE COMEDY ³Desperate Housewives²

JAMES SPADER (2)
MALE DRAMA ³Boston Legal²
ENSEMBLE DRAMA ³Boston Legal²

VANESSA WILLIAMS (2)
FEMALE COMEDY ³Ugly Betty²
ENSEMBLE COMEDY ³Ugly Betty²


THEATRICAL MOTION PICTURES WITH MULTIPLE NOMINATIONS

INTO THE WILD - 4
MICHAEL CLAYTON - 3
NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN - 3
AMERICAN GANGSTER - 2

PRIMETIME TELEVISION PROGRAMS WITH MULTIPLE NOMINATIONS


30 ROCK - 3
THE SOPRANOS - 3
UGLY BETTY - 3
BOSTON LEGAL - 2
ENTOURAGE - 2
MAD MEN - 2
THE BRONX IS BURNING - 2
THE CLOSER - 2
THE OFFICE - 2


NOMINATIONS BY STUDIO FOR THEATRICAL MOTION PICTURES

PARAMOUNT VANTAGE - 6
WARNER BROS. PICTURES - 6
UNIVERSAL PICTURES - 5
MIRAMAX FILMS - 4
LIONSGATE - 2
FOCUS FEATURES - 1
FOX SEARCHLIGHT PICTURES - 1
NEW LINE CINEMA - 1
PICTUREHOUSE - 1
SIDNEY KIMMEL ENTERTAINMENT - 1
THE WEINSTEIN COMPANY - 1
WALT DISNEY STUDIOS MOTION PICTURES - 1


NOMINATIONS BY NETWORK FOR PRIMETIME TELEVISION

ABC - 11
HBO - 9
NBC - 7
TNT - 4
AMC - 2
SHOWTIME - 2
ESPN - 2
USA - 2
LIFETIME - 1
FOX - 1
FX - 1



NOMINEE SAG AWARDS HISTORIES (Note: ³Total² tallies include this year¹s
nominations)

THEATRICAL MOTION PICTURES

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role

GEORGE CLOONEY / ³Michael Clayton²
Total nominations in this category: 1
Previous Actors®: 4
Total Actor® nominations: 10
Previous Actors®:
1999 ENSEMBLE IN A DRAMA SERIES ³ER²
1998 - ENSEMBLE IN A DRAMA SERIES ³ER²
1997 - ENSEMBLE IN A DRAMA SERIES ³ER²
1996 - ENSEMBLE IN A DRAMA SERIES ³ER²
Previous Actor® nominations:
2006 - MOTION PICTURE CAST ³Good Night, And Good Luck²
2006 - MALE SUPPORT ³Syriana²
1997 - MALE DRAMA SERIES ³ER²
1996 - MALE DRAMA SERIES ³ER²
1995 - ENSEMBLE IN A DRAMA SERIES ³ER²

DANIEL DAY-LEWIS / ³There Will Be Blood²
Total nominations in this category: 2
Previous Actors®: 1
Total Actor® nominations: 2
Previous Actors®:
2003 - MALE LEAD ³Gangs Of New York²

RYAN GOSLING / ³Lars And The Real Girl²
Total nominations in this category: 2
Previous Actors®: 0
Total Actor® nominations: 2
Previous Actor® nominations:
2007 - MALE LEAD ³Half Nelson²

EMILE HIRSCH / ³Into The Wild²
This is the first year he is a nominee.
Concurrent nominations this year:
MOTION PICTURE CAST ³Into The Wild²

VIGGO MORTENSEN / ³Eastern Promises²
Total nominations in this category: 1
Previous Actors®: 1
Total Actor® nominations: 4
Previous Actors®:
2004 MOTION PICTURE CAST ³Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The Kind²
Previous Actor® nominations:
2003 MOTION PICTURE CAST ³Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers
2002 MOTION PICTURE CAST ³Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring²


Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role

CATE BLANCHETT / ³Elizabeth: The Golden Age²
Total nominations in this category: 2
Previous Actors®: 2
Total Actor® nominations: 11
Concurrent nominations this year:
FEMALE SUPPORT ³I¹m Not There²
Previous Actors®:
2005 FEMALE SUPPORT ³The Aviator²
2004 MOTION PICTURE CAST ³Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King²
Previous Actor® nominations:
2007 MOTION PICTURE CAST ³Babel²
2007 FEMALE SUPPORT ³Notes on a Scandal²
2005 MOTION PICTURE CAST ³The Aviator²
2003 MOTION PICTURE CAST ³Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers²
2002 MOTION PICTURE CAST ³Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring²
2002 FEMALE SUPPORT ³Bandits²
1999 FEMALE LEAD ³Elizabeth²

JULIE CHRISTIE / ³Away From Her²
Total nominations in this category: 1
Previous Actors®: 0
Total Actor® nominations: 2
Previous Actor® nominations:
2005 MOTION PICTURE CAST ³Finding Neverland²

MARION COTILLARD / ³La Vie En Rose²
This is the first year she is a nominee.

ANGELINA JOLIE / ³A Mighty Heart²
Total nominations in this category: 1
Previous Actors®: 2
Total Actor® nominations: 3
Previous Actors®:
2000 FEMALE SUPPORT ³Girl, Interrupted²
1999 FEMALE TV MOVIE OR MINISERIES ³Gia²

ELLEN PAGE / ³Juno²
This is the first year she is a nominee.


Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role

CASEY AFFLECK / ³The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford²
This is the first year he is a nominee.

JAVIER BARDEM / ³No Country For Old Men²
This is the first year he is a nominee.
Concurrent nominations this year:
MOTION PICTURE CAST ³No Country For Old Men²

HAL HOLBROOK / ³Into the Wild²
This is the first year he is a nominee.
Concurrent nominations this year:
MOTION PICTURE CAST ³Into the Wild²

TOMMY LEE JONES / ³No Country For Old Men²
Total nominations in this category: 1
Previous Actors®: 0
Total Actor® nominations: 2
Concurrent nominations this year:
MOTION PICTURE CAST ³No Country For Old Men²
Previous Actor® nominations:
1996 MALE TV MOVIE OR MINISERIES ³The Good Old Boys²

TOM WILKINSON / ³Michael Clayton²
Total nominations in this category: 1
Previous Actors®: 2
Total Actor® nominations: 5
Previous Actors®:
1999 MOTION PICTURE CAST ³Shakespeare in Love²
1998 MOTION PICTURE CAST ³The Full Monty²
Previous Actor® nominations:
2002 MALE LEAD ³In the Bedroom²
2002 MOTION PICTURE CAST ³In the Bedroom²


Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role

CATE BLANCHETT / ³I¹m Not There²
Total nominations in this category: 4
Previous Actors®: 2
Total Actor® nominations: 11
Concurrent nominations this year:
FEMALE LEAD ³Elizabeth: The Golden Age²
Previous Actors®:
2005 - FEMALE SUPPORT ³The Aviator²
2004 - MOTION PICTURE CAST ³The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King²
Previous Actor® nominations:
2007 - FEMALE SUPPORT ³Notes on A Scandal²
2007 - MOTION PICTURE CAST ³Babel²
2005 - MOTION PICTURE CAST ³The Aviator²
2003 - MOTION PICTURE CAST ³The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers²
2002 - FEMALE SUPPORT ³Bandits²
2002 - MOTION PICTURE CAST ³The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the
Ring²
1999 - FEMALE LEAD ³Elizabeth²

RUBY DEE / ³American Gangster²
This is the first year she is a nominee.
Concurrent nominations this year:
MOTION PICTURE CAST ³American Gangster²

CATHERINE KEENER / ³Into the Wild²
Total nominations in this category: 3
Previous Actors®: 0
Total Actor® nominations: 5
Previous Actor® nominations:
2006 MOTION PICTURE CAST ³Capote²
2006 FEMALE SUPPORT ³Capote²
2000 MOTION PICTURE CAST ³Being John Malkovich²
2000 FEMALE SUPPORT ³Being John Malkovich²

AMY RYAN / ³Gone Baby Gone²
This is the first year she is a nominee.

TILDA SWINTON / ³Michael Clayton²
Total nominations in this category: 1
Previous Actors®: 0
Total Actor® nominations: 2
Previous Actor® nominations:
2003 MOTION PICTURE CAST ³Adaptation²


PRIMETIME TELEVISION

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries

MICHAEL KEATON / ³The Company²
This is the first year he is a nominee.

KEVIN KLINE / ³As You Like It²
Total nominations in this category: 1
Previous Actors®: 0
Total Actor® nominations: 2
Previous Actor® nominations:
2002 MALE LEAD ³Life As a House²

OLIVER PLATT / ³The Bronx is Burning²
This is the first year he is a nominee.

SAM SHEPARD / ³Ruffian²
This is the first year he is a nominee.

JOHN TURTURRO / ³The Bronx is Burning²
Total nominations in this category: 2
Previous Actors®: 0
Total Actor® nominations: 3
Previous Actor® nominations:
2003 - MALE TV MOVIE OR MINISERIES ³Monday Night Mayhem²
1995 MALE SUPPORT ³Quiz Show²


Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Television Movie or
Miniseries

ELLEN BURSTYN / ³Mitch Albom¹s For One More Day²
Total nominations in this category: 1
Previous Actors®: 0
Total Actor® nominations: 3
Previous Actor® nominations:
2001 - FEMALE LEAD ³Requiem for a Dream²
1996 - MOTION PICTURE CAST ³How to Make An American Quilt

DEBRA MESSING / ³The Starter Wife²
Total nominations in this category: 1
Previous Actors®: 1
Total Actor® nominations: 8
Previous Actors®:
2001 COMEDY SERIES ENSEMBLE ³Will & Grace²
Previous Actor® nominations:
2005 COMEDY SERIES ENSEMBLE ³Will & Grace²
2004 FEMALE COMEDY SERIES ³Will & Grace²
2004 COMEDY SERIES ENSEMBLE ³Will & Grace²
2003 COMEDY SERIES ENSEMBLE ³Will & Grace²
2002 COMEDY SERIES ENSEMBLE ³Will & Grace²
2001 FEMALE COMEDY SERIES ³Will & Grace²

ANNA PAQUIN / ³Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee²
This is the first year she is a nominee.

QUEEN LATIFAH / ³Life Support²
Total nominations in this category: 1
Previous Actors®: 1
Total Actor® nominations: 4
Concurrent nominations this year:
MOTION PICTURE CAST ³Hairspray²
Previous Actors®:
2003 MOTION PICTURE CAST ³Chicago²
Previous Actor® nominations:
2003 FEMALE SUPPORT ³Chicago²

VANESSA REDGRAVE / ³The Fever²
Total nominations in this category: 3
Previous Actors®: 1
Total Actor® nominations: 3
Previous Actors®:
2001 FEMALE TV MOVIE OR MINISERIES ³If These Walls Could Talk 2²
Previous Actor® nominations:
2003 - FEMALE TV MOVIE OR MINISERIES ³The Gathering Storm²

GENA ROWLANDS / ³What If God Were the Sun?²
Total nominations in this category: 1
Previous Actors®: 0
Total Actor® nominations: 2
Previous Actor® nominations:
1997 - FEMALE LEAD ³Unhook the Stars²

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series

JAMES GANDOLFINI / ³The Sopranos²
Total nominations in this category: 7
Previous Actors®: 3
Total Actor® nominations: 15
Concurrent nominations this year:
DRAMA SERIES ENSEMBLE ³The Sopranos²
Previous Actors®:
2003 - MALE DRAMA SERIES ³The Sopranos²
2000 - MALE DRAMA SERIES ³The Sopranos²
2000 - DRAMA SERIES ENSEMBLE ³The Sopranos²
Previous Actor® nominations:
2007 - MALE DRAMA SERIES ³The Sopranos²
2007 - DRAMA SERIES ENSEMBLE ³The Sopranos²
2005 - MALE DRAMA SERIES ³The Sopranos²
2005 - DRAMA SERIES ENSEMBLE ³The Sopranos²
2003 - DRAMA SERIES ENSEMBLE ³The Sopranos²
2002 - DRAMA SERIES ENSEMBLE ³The Sopranos²
2002 - MALE DRAMA SERIES ³The Sopranos²
2001 - MALE DRAMA SERIES ³The Sopranos²
2001 - DRAMA SERIES ENSEMBLE ³The Sopranos²
1996 - MOTION PICTURE CAST ³Get Shorty²

MICHAEL C. HALL / ³Dexter²
Total nominations in this category: 2
Previous Actors®: 2
Total Actor® nominations: 7
Previous Actors®:
2004 - DRAMA SERIES ENSEMBLE ³Six Feet Under²
2003 - DRAMA SERIES ENSEMBLE ³Six Feet Under²
Previous Actor® nominations:
2007 MALE DRAMA SERIES ³Dexter²
2006 - DRAMA SERIES ENSEMBLE ³Six Feet Under²
2005 - DRAMA SERIES ENSEMBLE ³Six Feet Under²
2002 - DRAMA SERIES ENSEMBLE Ĺ’Six Feet Under²

HUGH LAURIE / ³House²
Total nominations in this category: 3
Previous Actors®: 1
Total Actor® nominations: 3
Previous Actors®:
2007 - MALE DRAMA SERIES ³House²
Previous Actor® nominations:
2006 - MALE DRAMA SERIES ³House²

JON HAMM / ³Mad Men²
This is the first year he is a nominee.
Concurrent nominations this year:
DRAMA SERIES ENSEMBLE ³Mad Men²

JAMES SPADER / ³Boston Legal²
Total nominations in this category: 2
Previous Actors®: 0
Total Actor® nominations: 5
Concurrent nominations this year:
DRAMA SERIES ENSEMBLE ³Boston Legal²
Previous Actor® nominations:
2007 - MALE DRAMA SERIES ³Boston Legal²
2007 - DRAMA SERIES ENSEMBLE ³Boston Legal²
2006 - MALE COMEDY SERIES ³Boston Legal²
2006 - COMEDY SERIES ENSEMBLE ³Boston Legal²


Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series

GLENN CLOSE / ³Damages²
Total nominations in this category: 1
Previous Actors®: 1
Total Actor® nominations: 2
Previous Actors®:
2005 FEMALE TV MOVIE OR MINISERIES ³The Lion in Winter²

EDIE FALCO / ³The Sopranos²
Total nominations in this category: 7
Previous Actors®: 3
Total Actor® nominations: 14
Concurrent nominations this year:
DRAMA SERIES ENSEMBLE ³The Sopranos²
Previous Actors®:
2003 - FEMALE DRAMA SERIES ³The Sopranos²
2000 - FEMALE DRAMA SERIES ³The Sopranos²
2000 - DRAMA SERIES ENSEMBLE ³The Sopranos¹
Previous Actor® nominations:
2007 - FEMALE DRAMA SERIES ³The Sopranos²
2007 - DRAMA SERIES ENSEMBLE ³The Sopranos²
2005 - FEMALE DRAMA SERIES ³The Sopranos²
2005 - DRAMA SERIES ENSEMBLE ³The Sopranos²
2003 - DRAMA SERIES ENSEMBLE ³The Sopranos²
2002 - FEMALE DRAMA SERIES ³The Sopranos²
2002 - DRAMA SERIES ENSEMBLE ³The Sopranos²
2001 - FEMALE DRAMA SERIES ³The Sopranos²
2001 - DRAMA SERIES ENSEMBLE ³The Sopranos²

SALLY FIELD / ³Brothers & Sisters²
Total nominations in this category: 2
Previous Actors®: 0
Total Actor® nominations: 6
Previous Actor® nominations:
2001 FEMALE DRAMA SERIES ³ER²
2001 FEMALE TV MOVIE OR MINISERIES ³David Copperfield²
2000 FEMALE TV MOVIE OR MINISERIES ³A Cooler Climate²
1996 FEMALE TV MOVIE OR MINISERIES ³A Woman of Independent Means²
1995 FEMALE SUPPORT ³Forrest Gump²

HOLLY HUNTER / ³Saving Grace²
Total nominations in this category: 1
Previous Actors®: 0
Total Actor® nominations: 2
Previous Actor® nominations:
1995 FEMALE SUPPORT ³Thirteen²

KYRA SEDGWICK / ³The Closer²
Total nominations in this category: 3
Previous Actors®: 0
Total Actor® nominations: 5
Concurrent nominations this year:
DRAMA SERIES ENSEMBLE ³The Closer²
Previous Actor® nominations:
2007 - FEMALE DRAMA SERIES ³The Closer²
2006 - FEMALE DRAMA SERIES ³The Closer²
2006 - DRAMA SERIES ENSEMBLE Ĺ’The Closer²


Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series

ALEC BALDWIN / ³30 Rock²
Total nominations in this category: 2
Previous Actors®: 1
Total Actor® nominations: 8
Concurrent nominations this year:
COMEDY SERIES ENSEMBLE ³30 Rock²
Previous Actors®:
2007 MALE COMEDY SERIES ³30 Rock²
Previous Actor® nominations:
2007 - MOTION PICTURE CAST ³The Departed²
2005 - MOTION PICTURE CAST ³The Aviator²
2004 - MALE SUPPORT ³The Cooler²
2001 - MALE TV MOVIE OR MINISERIES Ĺ’Nuremberg¹
1996 - MALE TV MOVIE OR MINISERIES Ĺ’A Streetcar Named Desire²

STEVE CARELL / ³The Office²
Total nominations in this category: 2
Previous Actors®: 2
Total Actor® nominations: 5
Concurrent nominations this year:
COMEDY SERIES ENSEMBLE ³The Office²
Previous Actors®:
2007 MOTION PICTURE CAST ³Little Miss Sunshine²
2007 COMEDY SERIES ENSEMBLE ³The Office²
Previous Actor® nominations:
2007 MALE COMEDY SERIES ³The Office¹

RICKY GERVAIS / "Extras²
This is the first year he is a nominee.

JEREMY PIVEN / "Entourage²
Total nominations in this category: 2
Previous Actors®: 0
Total Actor® nominations: 4
Concurrent nominations this year:
COMEDY SERIES ENSEMBLE ³Entourage²
Previous Actor® nominations:
2007 MALE COMEDY SERIES ³Entourage²
2007 COMEDY SERIES ENSEMBLE ³Entourage²

TONY SHALHOUB / ³Monk²
Total nominations in this category: 5
Previous Actors®: 2
Total Actor® nominations: 5
Previous Actors®:
2005 - MALE COMEDY SERIES ³Monk²
2004 - MALE COMEDY SERIES ³Monk²
Previous Actor® nominations:
2007 - MALE COMEDY SERIES ³Monk²
2003 - MALE COMEDY SERIES ³Monk²


Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series

CHRISTINA APPLEGATE / ³Samantha Who?²
This is the first year she is a nominee.

AMERICA FERRERA / ³Ugly Betty²
Total nominations in this category: 2
Previous Actors®: 1
Total Actor® nominations: 4
Concurrent nominations this year:
COMEDY SERIES ENSEMBLE ³Ugly Betty²
Previous Actors®:
2007 FEMALE COMEDY SERIES ³Ugly Betty²
Previous Actor® Nominations
2007 COMEDY SERIES ENSEMBLE ³Ugly Betty²

TINA FEY / ³30 Rock²
This is the first year she is a nominee.

MARY-LOUISE PARKER / ³Weeds²
Total nominations in this category: 3
Previous Actors®: 0
Total Actor® nominations: 7
Concurrent nominations this year:
COMEDY SERIES ENSEMBLE ³Weeds²
Previous Actor® nominations:
2007 - FEMALE COMEDY SERIES ³Weeds²
2007 - COMEDY SERIES ENSEMBLE ³Weeds²
2006 - FEMALE COMEDY SERIES ³Weeds²
2004 - FEMALE TV MOVIE OR MINISERIES ³Angels in America²
2003 - DRAMA SERIES ENSEMBLE ³The West Wing²

VANESSA WILLIAMS / ³Ugly Betty²
Total nominations in this category: 1
Previous Actors®: 0
Total Actor® nominations: 3
Concurrent nominations this year:
COMEDY SERIES ENSEMBLE ³Ugly Betty²
Previous Actor® nominations:
2007 COMEDY SERIES ENSEMBLE ³Ugly Betty²


Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series

BOSTON LEGAL
Total nominations in this category: 2
Total Actor® nominations: 3
Previous Actors®: 0
Previous Actor® nominations:
2007 - DRAMA SERIES ENSEMBLE
2006 - COMEDY SERIES ENSEMBLE

THE CLOSER
Total Actor® nominations: 2
Previous Actors®: 0
Previous Actor® nominations in 2006

GREY¹S ANATOMY
Total Actor® nominations: 3
Previous Actors®(1): in 2007
Previous Actor® nominations(1): in 2007

MAD MEN
This is this ensemble¹s first nomination.

THE SOPRANOS
Total Actor® nominations: 7
Previous Actors®(1): in 2000
Previous Actor® nominations (5): in 2007, 2005, 2003, 2002, 2001


Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series

30 ROCK
This is this ensemble¹s first nomination

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
Total Actor® nominations: 4
Previous Actors® (2): in 2006, 2005
Previous Actor® nominations(1): in 2007

ENTOURAGE
Total Actor® nominations: 2
Previous Actor® nominations:(1): in 2007

THE OFFICE
Total Actor® nominations: 2
Previous Actors®(1): in 2007

UGLY BETTY
Total Actor® nominations: 2
Previous Actor nominations®(1): in 2007

WEEDS
Total Actor® nominations: 2
Previous Actor® nominations(1): in 2007

Monday, December 17, 2007

a thought..

how awesome would it be if pseu-pseu pseudio were the universal panacea?
like your friend is all, “I think I might be pregnant by that dude that had herpes and has like a thousand other babies."
and you’re all, "dude. I'm sorry to hear that but pseu-pseu-pseudio."
and then your friend was all, "I am totally going to have this baby and one day it will cure venereal diseased people everywhere. I will raise the other thousand babies and they will each become geniuses in their own right and all will be well in the world."

just think about it for a while.
then try it out and see what kind of reaction you get.

keep me posted.
or don't.
but always remember, pseu-pseu pseudio.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Merry Golden Globe's Nominations Everyone...

The GG's are January 13 with folks showing off their fanciness @ 3:00.
Show starts at 6:00.
I recommend TiVo the first hour or two and then you can fast forward through the longwinded douchebag speeches..

p.s. Where in the hell is Josh Brolin for No Country for Old Men?
Um, Hollywood Foreign Press Association has some sand in the vagina for sure...


The list:


Best Motion Picture - Drama
American Gangster
Atonement
Eastern Promises
The Great Debaters
Michael Clayton
No Country for Old Men
There Will Be Blood


Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Drama
Cate Blanchett - Elizabeth: The Golden Age
Julie Christie - Away From Her
Jodie Foster - The Brave One
Angelina Jolie - A Mighty Heart
Keira Knightley - Atonement



Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Drama
George Clooney - Michael Clayton
Daniel Day-Lewis - There Will Be Blood
James McAvoy - Atonement
Viggo Mortensen - Eastern Promises
Denzel Washington - American Gangster




Best Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy
Across the Universe
Charlie Wilson's War
Hairspray
Juno
Sweeney Todd



Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy
Amy Adams - Enchanted
Nikki Blonsky - Hairspray
Helena Bonham Carter - Sweeney Todd
Marion Cotillard - La Vie en Rose
Ellen Page - Juno




Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy
Johnny Depp - Sweeney Todd
Ryan Gosling - Lars and the Real Girl
Tom Hanks - Charlie Wilson's War
Philip Seymour Hoffman - The Savages
John C. Reilly - Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story




Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Cate Blanchett - I'm Not There
Julia Roberts - Charlie Wilson's War
Saoirse Ronin - Atonement
Amy Ryan - Gone Baby Gone
Tilda Swinton - Michael Clayton




Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Casey Affleck - The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Javier Bardem - No Country for Old Men
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Charlie Wilson's War
John Travolta - Hairspray
Tom Wilkinson - Michael Clayton



Best Animated Feature Film
Bee Movie
Ratatouille
The Simpsons Movie



Best Foreign Language Film
4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
The Kite Runner
Lust, Caution
Persepolis




Best Director - Motion Picture
Tim Burton - Sweeney Todd
Ethan and Joel Coen - No Country for Old Men
Julian Schnabel - The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
Ridley Scott - American Gangster
Joe Wright - Atonement




Best Screenplay - Motion Picture
Diablo Cody - Juno
Ethan and Joel Coen - No Country for Old Men
Christopher Hampton - Atonement
Ronald Harwood - The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
Aaron Sorkin - Charlie Wilson's War




Best Television Series - Drama
Big Love
Damages
Grey's Anatomy
House
Mad Men
The Tudors




Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series - Drama
Patricia Arquette - Medium
Glenn Close - Damages
Minnie Driver - The Riches
Edie Falco - The Sopranos
Sally Field - Brothers & Sisters
Holly Hunter - Saving Grace
Kyra Sedgwick - The Closer




Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Drama
Michael C. Hall - Dexter
Jon Hamm - Mad Men
Hugh Laurie - House
Jonathan Rhys Meyers - The Tudors
Bill Paxton - Big Love




Best Television Series - Musical or Comedy
30 Rock
Californication
Entourage
Extras
Pushing Daisies



Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series - Musical or Comedy
Christina Applegate - Samantha Who?
America Ferrera - Ugly Betty
Anna Friel - Pushing Daisies
Tina Fey - 30 Rock
Mary-Louise Parker - Weeds



Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Musical or Comedy
Alec Baldwin - 30 Rock
Steve Carell - The Office
David Duchovny - Californication
Ricky Gervais - Extras
Lee Pace - Pushing Daisies



Best Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee
The Company
Five Days
Longford
The State Within


Best Performance by an Actress in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Bryce Dallas Howard - As You Like It
Queen Latifah - Life Support
Debra Messing - The Starter Wife
Sissy Spacek - Pictures of Hollis Woods
Ruth Wilson - Jane Eyre (Masterpiece Theater)



Best Performance by an Actor in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Adam Beach - Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee
Ernest Borgnine - A Grandpa for Christmas
Jim Broadbent - Longford
Jason Isaacs - The State Within
James Nesbitt - Jekyll



Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Rose Byrne - Damages
Rachel Griffiths - Brothers & Sisters
Katherine Heigl - Grey's Anatomy
Samantha Morton - Longford
Anna Paquin - Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee
Jaime Pressly - My Name Is Earl



Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Ted Danson - Damages
Kevin Dillon - Entourage
Jeremy Piven - Entourage
Andy Serkis - Longford
William Shatner - Boston Legal
Donald Sutherland - Dirty Sexy Money

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

It's Beginning to Look A Lot like Gossip...

Hey dudes,

hope you are well and healthy and happy and there are actually people reading this besides me..
some interesting gossip has come about as late so let us celebrate this poop and get busy..


Jessica Alba is preggers.
I'm sure you heard but I gotta put it out there.
Her boyfriend will now be known for two things, being Jessica Alba's boyfriend and being Jessica Alba's baby's daddy.
No me gusta the Alba.
But she is pretty and she dresses well.
Anywho you can read all about it Here



I swore I would not mention Eva Longwhoria but this is just too good if it's true.
Some Frenchy model is saying that she made sexy time with Tony Small Balls Parker.
That's Longwhoria's hubby and a basketball player for a lame team or whatever..
Anywho here is the Scoop
I totally believe this.
Even if it wasn't true, I still believe it.
As evil as it sounds, I would be more then happy for this to be true.
Did I mention that this should be true?
I want Longwhoria to fall off the face of the earth so I never have to see her just about anywhere.
She looks like she wears dirty underwear and according to this story, had an affair with A.C. Slater, whom I saw at Tower Records once and he was the size of Screech.



So Ethan Hawke did cheat on Uma Thurman.
The woman in question or douche happened to be the Thurman/Hawke nanny.
Nice one.
I remember when Hawke was semi good looking, around Reality Bites.
But then his teeth started to look like an 80 year-old British man who never heard of a toothbrush or Crest or floss or a dentist or hygiene.
He also became incredible pretentious, could not handle his wife's fame and decided to write shit books that only 80 year-old British men who have never heard of a toothbrush or Crest or floss or a dentist or hygiene read.
Anywho's you can read all the nasty Here



This post seems to be about cheating spouses or break ups or my happiness.
Gwynnie Pooptrow and Pussy Martin seemed to have gone through a rough patch and are now on the up and up.
The story is Here
Good for them.
Really.
I despise them both with the whole heart of my being but I mean I wouldn't wish the worst on them.
Eva Logwhoria, yes.
Pooptrow has enough issues.
She hasn't made a decent film in years and her career is in the crapper.
Her children will straight up murder her ass when they get older because she named one a fruit and the other has to live up to the name of a holier then though dude who God thought was the bizomb.
She ruined her husband and his band.
Brad Pitt lost cool points when he was with her.
She stole the Oscar from Blanchett.
She ruined Ben Affleck por vida.
So, basically, she's the kiss of death and her husband has sand in his vagina and sings about it and all is right in the world.
High five.




Um, on a happier not Uma Thurman is on the cover of Bazaar and she looks lovely and is just about awesome.
No sand in this vagina folks she left that up to her ex-husband.
Faboo



Have we talked about the Cloonester and his lady friend?
Girlfriend is very pretty.
They met when she was a go go dancer/waitress in Vegas, so bitch is lucky.
She was also on Fear Factor or whateves.
George rules the school in my opinion.
He's hot and humble and down to earth and no sand in this vagina..
Hottt



homies.
that is all i've got tonight.
keep it real and the sand outta your vag..
peaces greases...

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

fashion giant who has a wife with a midget sized personality- PR #4.3

So this week’s challenge was to create a three-piece outfit for former NFL dude Tiki Barber.
Tiki is a correspondent on The Today Show and would wear the winning piece on air.
The designers shit their pants cause most have never designed menswear and the ones that have, have little experience.
Except for I'm Not Gay Kevin who thought he had this one in the bag.
By bag, I don't mean gay cause Kevin isn't gay.
Did you know that?
The super fabulous twist was that the designers were randomly assigned male models.


Anywho, this challenge was, in a word, craptastical.
Slave labor midget mole people children, who have not seen the light of day, are blind, deaf and dumb, had to have made the poop that came down that runway.
I mean what the heck bro.





The only saving grace was Kit, who I have grown fond of.
The girl can sew, create some sweet designs, dresses well and is all around a swell gal.
She also seems to be less drama and I just read that she is a stylist over at E!, so that's cool, I guess.
I'm going to give her thumbs up.
Her suit looked good on the model and was three pieces as was asked for by the Tiki.



Jack ended up winning the challenge.
His two-piece, not three mind you, stripetastic suit was okay.
It fit the model well but I was not having the stripes.
Tiki was cool with it and really what does he know.


I mean he basically told all of America that his wife owns him.
She picks out his clothes.
Hold up, I'm paraphrasing.
Tiki said that he and his wife go shopping and she helps him.
Helps him spend his money on crap that she picks out and he shakes his head in a yes fashion, in fear of being beaten.
I only make this assumption about the wife cause she, Ginny, showed up later in the episode to pass judgment on the designers.
Christian said she was fabulous and tan.
He also shared that he loves Asians and that they are fierce.
I would and will totally agree on that front.


Anywho, Ginny Barber is a straight up tool.
There is nothing going in that old noggin.
Woman looked like someone just woke her ass up, threw on some overly expensive and unattractive dress on her and pulled a string to make her talk.
I fell asleep during most of her airtime but I woke up when she got to Carmen.
Somehow the thing that died in Ginny came alive and the fierce that Christian mentioned was awakened.
She ripped Carmen and her design a new one.
Straight up called Carmen's jacket a Members' Only replica.
Now if Carmen were dressing a dirty hipster, this would be a good thing.



This episode did show the designers personalities a bit more and that was refreshing.

Christian has seemed to lose the ability to walk from his apartment to Parsons so Jack carries him as part of his man bag.
I thought that that was kind of cute.



Sweet P could not design a freakin man's shirt but girlfriend tried and I dig that.
Being that Victorya and Carmen, who were as unfamiliar with men's wear as Sweet P, asked if they could use Jack's pants as a pattern and Sweet P just went for it, gives her an extra gold star.
She kinda got reamed on the runway but took it in stride and was in complete agreement with the judges.
Me likey that Sweet P.
Good name too.




I'm Not A Gay had to mention that he was not gay, again.
Most of the dude designers were beyond stoked to have the male models walking around half naked.
But Kev had to point out that he was not interested.
Thanks for clearing that one up moron, I don't think we heard you the first 1,000 times you said it.
Me no likey the Kevin.
Or his stupid goatee face hair thing.
He looks like the ugly one in a boy band.




Elisa is a complete and total prude.
She tells her model to undress as she turns her back as not to look at his hott piece.
She explains to the viewers at home that she has been with the same dude for a while and only has eyes for his sweet bod.
I bet they met at the Ren Faire.
Probably over some mutton and ale.
He in his natural leather sandals, blowsy shirt, leather vest and snug fitting pants, without pockets if possible.
She in a blowsy dress and flowery headband with her tatas hanging out, ready to play some D & D.
Me throwing up in my mouth a little and holding myself in the fetal position waiting for the Ren Faire to pass through town and not rub its cooties on me.



As I said before Jack won.
Kit was in the top with I'm Not Gay.
Sweet P, Ricky Crytardo and Carmen were at the bottom.
Crytardo did the unexpected and cried but was spared.
The dude took way too much on even enlisting the help of his model to finish the outfit.
However the design was not as bad as say, Carmen's.



Um, yeah.
That thing was all kinds of bad.
The design was not that cool either.
Ha!
Did you catch that?
I made a joke and a call on Carmen at the same time.
High five!
Did I mention that homegirl forgot to make the frickin shirt?
Anywho, CW got the boot and I can't say that I'm bummed.
Now she can go back to that deluxe kiosk in the sky and design some t-shirts for the masses.


With that, I bid you goodnight.
I also would like to apologize for the Ren Faire comment.
I totally didn't mean to give you all nightmares.
The Ren Faire is like that clown in IT for me dude.
For reals.
Peaces Greases..

If you have not..

seen Hot Rod, do so.
immediately.
like now.
i still see you.
go.
now.

Monday, December 3, 2007

The Truth was that this episode was filler the Consequence was that I won't be giving a full recap #2.10

Yo, yo, yo.

So Junk in the Trunk chose Sylar over her bro and in turn signed his death warrant.
By death warrant I mean Sylar stabbing Twin Brother American Me style.


Cheertator said goodbye to her pops by dumping his ashes in the ocean a la Big Lebowski and then threatened Powder by punching a window in her car rental.
She also told P that she and her family were not going to run anymore and were going to expose The Company and blah, blah, blah get rid of David Copperfield.


Hiro Nakagoodstoryline and HottAndo do some Scooby Dooing into Hott Monroe's past.
They find out that Hottroe was incarcerated by poppa Sulu back in the day.
So Hiro travels to the 70's and finds out that Hott Monroe had tried to release a deadly virus.
Hmm, sounds familiar.
That one lady from The Company photo that Bitchy Patrelli gave up in last episode stopped Hottroe.
Her name is Victoria but we will be calling her That One Lady.
Anywho, she tells young version of Sulu that if that virus is let loose everyone in the whole freakin world will die and that he needs to destroy it.
Sulu tells That One Lady that that might be a good idea in theory but he would rather ship off the deadly, death to thousands virus, to Texas where it will be safe but actually it won't.
That One Lady tells Sulu that she is out like Casino.


Meanwhile Hottrelli and Hottroe visit That One Lady in the present, to find out where the Shanti virus is.
She pulls a gun on them.
She tells Hottrelli what we all know, that Hottroe is a liar and using him and that he wants to release the virus not save the world from it.
Hottrelli gets that hott yet wide eyed puzzled look on his face and tells That Lady to go f' herself.
But not before using his mind reading power and finding out the virus is in Texas.
Hottroe gets over That One Lady and kills her and leaves his "S" or "F" joker card.
Hottrelli is all, "Why'd you do that?"
Hottroe is all, "Cause she was going to try and kill you by shooting you in the head. Duh."
I'm all, "I think that since Hottrelli has the same power as Hottroe then the only way for Hottroe to die would be to shoot him in the head too."
I also said, "Foreshadowing?"


Retardhinder Raj tells Ned that he has found the cure to Niki's virus.
It happens to be Cheertator's blood that saved ODB's life that Raj the retard has left to rot in a jail.
Die Raj, die.
Anywho, Ned gets all fakey excited.
Raj then lays it out on the line by telling Ned that he needs to help Raj destroy all of the virus' The Company has in their arsenal.
Ned's all, "Oh sure, sure," and Raj is all, "Okay, great!"
Then Ned says, "Douche."
I say, yes indeed.

Ni one K i and Sol Glo are hanging.
Sol Glo's Good Burger cousin steals his backpack with his comics and his pops medal and tries to sell it to some homies.
Good Burger got the shaft from the homies.
Sol Glo threatens to shake off his hair sweat on Good Burger if he doesn't get his crap back.
Good Burger says no dice and so does Ni one K i when Sol Glo suggests using their super powers.
So Super Cousin, who does the weird mouth thing, says she will help the Sol.
She sneaks him out in the middle of the night in a ninjaesque velour sweat suit to go get the goods at some gangster’s house.
Well I won't keep you in suspense, the homies come home find Super Cousin and throw her in some van then they drive away with their guns in the air, cheering.
Sol Glo sees this all and then starts to walk home in a really fast manner saying, "Oh shit, oh shit."


Raj calls Ni one K i and tells her he's got a cure for her and will be on the first plane out.
Ni one K i is stoked and wants to share the news with her glistened haired son but he is at some homies house getting in deep doo doo.
Raj's call waiting happens and Butt Powers, (Sylar) gives him the great news that the call is coming from inside Raj's house.
Butt Powers strokes Poltergeist Molly's hair and marvels at those chompers all the while winking at goofy grinning Junk in the Trunk and telling Raj that they will patiently wait for his return at his house.
Um, where the f is Porkman?
Ahh, eating, right.


Hottrelli and Hottroe get to Texas to find the Shanti virus.
But not before HiNo stops time, finds out that Hottrelli has teamed up with his arch nemesis and then challenges Hottrelli to a battle royal.


Next week, a season finale will happen that may just be a fall finale and not a whole season finale, cross your fingers.
Also, some folks will die.
Is it bad that I am hoping one of those peeps is Junk in the Trunk?
Is it even worse that I have been praying to the Heroes writing dudes to kill of Raj at the hand of ODB?
No?
Good. Good.

Sunday, December 2, 2007

guess who..

will have a spring collection at the Target?
Hmm

Thursday, November 29, 2007

let's get to some gossip hmm..

It has been unusually quiet in world of gossip.
But I found some juicy stuff so let's get ready to gossipppppp........



Here are some interesting things you may not have known about 10 of your favorite celebrities.
I'll give you a hint, their family lives are just as f'ed up as yours.
Oh, and mine.
They Are Just Like Us




So Katie Holmes got a haircut and I ain't feeling it.
She looks like Suri.
Right?
Holmes premiered the look at a German awards ceremony where Tom received a trophy for killing Bambi's mom.
Dude, I knew the guy was evil but not to this extent.



Source



Keri Russel is in Self's December issue.
This girl is totally, totally, totally rad.
I heart her mucho.
I want to be her friend and have her tell me what making sweet love to Ben Covington was like.
Is that weird?
Here are the highlights..


On her husband, Shane:

He asked me out for coffee, but we ended up going to this little Italian place in the West Village. I tell him now, 'You didn't seem interested at all!' I was thinking 'You're really cute. You seem cool. We're having dinner. This is so awkward!'

I had spent the whole day asking my girlfriends, 'Heels or flip-flops? What do you do on a first date? Do you do fancy? I don't know!' And they all had different opinions: "Definitely heels! Definitely flip-flops!'

And he showed up in workout clothes! He'd just come from a kickboxing class. Now he says, 'I was trying to act like I didn't care!' So it was a slow start.

When we met, he said he grew up on Martha's Vineyard, surfed and built houses. That is so much more appealing to me than, 'Oh, didn't you audition for that? Yeah, I remember you.' It's 100 times over more appealing.

I'm not just attracted to Shane; I genuinely like him. I'm interested in him. And I don't know everything about him yet.

He's the best guy. He really is. I wish I could clone him and give him to all my girlfriends.


On finding out she was pregnant:

We were in shock, but we were ultimately excited. Somewhere in us, we were ready for it.


On pregnancy moodiness:

There's one [tantrum] involving a pregnant woman looking for Taco Bell and not finding it quick enough. Shane knows what I mean, and it frightens him to this day.


On pregnancy myths:

They say you get crazy horny at the end. Um, no. Poor Shane. He kept reading the books. They said, 'By this point, you may be surprised how your pregnant partner is craaazy.' Shane was like, 'But it says...!' I was like, 'Really? Not feeling it.'



On her labor:

There was a harrowing cab ride from Brooklyn to the Upper West Side in rush hour traffic -- that definitely wasn't the most enjoyable hour and a half of my life. We almost didn't make it! That poor, poor cab driver, is all I have to say. And poor Shane. Shane lost about 10 years of his life in that cab.


On adjusting to her new lifestyle as a mom:

The hardest thing for me is learning how to manage my time. To delegate. I'm such a control freak and I want to be able to do everything myself. It's very hard learning to ask for help. I want to feel like I can do it all but I can't.

You can't work, keep the house clean, try to make dinner, be a good wife, try to look cute, buy your friend a birthday present and be a good mom. You need a little bit of help.

The best change has been being less worried about the way I look. You're just instantly less self-absorbed. Before, I was in the habit of straightening my hair, but now when I have 35 minutes to myself, I want to put it in a bun and go to sleep, or walk. There's no room, no time, no energy for vanity anymore.


Her body secrets:

I stayed really physical during my pregnancy. I stuck to my normal pre-pregnancy workout, minus the stomach exercises and twisting. I really felt it helped my whole well-being.

Ideally, I'd do Pilates, usually on the reformer, for an hour every other day. And I walked almost every morning in this hilly park near our apartment. I did two laps, or 20 minutes, at a pretty good clip, arms pumping, the whole deal. The nerdy mom walk!

I really felt pretty strong and energized until maybe that last month, and I felt great about my growing body. C'mon, I had boobs for the first time! Awesome!

I think I gained around 25 lbs. I haven't lost it all, but I feel good about the way I look. Things are definitely less toned now. Hello, flabby butt!

However, I do feel good about my shoulders and arms. All that baby lifting and carrying leaves you with some pretty toned upper arms.

I don't really have time for the workouts I did pre-baby, but I do walk everywhere. Not my focused power-walk, but a general, all-day, park-coffee shop-laundromat-grocery store-subway stairs walk, all while carrying a baby. Babies seem small, but I gotta tell ya, they get heavy after an hour!

And I still try to take a private Pilates class once a week. I do see some general toning. I'd see more results if I could make it more than once a week, but you know...


On eating habits:

It's hard to sit down and make a perfectly healthy meal with a baby who needs constant attention, so for breakfast, I put him in the sling and walk to the coffee shop, where I get eggs, toast, and salad.

At home, I just wolf down whatever I can find when he's sleeping. So it's like, 'What do we have? Cereal! And tuna fish! Great!' Or I'll eat last night's Middle Eastern takeout, cold.

I'm breastfeeding, so I try to eat something other than brownies all day. I attempt to incorporate healthy stuff. I take vitamins, and, thankfully, I actually started liking vegetables a few years ago.

Look, I'm naturally thin, so I don't have to work too hard at it. I love food, but I also love to work out. I think it makes everything work better. But I also think surrounding yourself with people who are cool helps. I have really great girlfriends, and no one's too hung up about that stuff.


On friendship:

My friendships are everything to me. I really put my relationship with my girlfriends as high as my relationship with Shane. There isn't just one person in your life -- there are many people who make up a great life and your love relationships.

On relieving stress:

Naps are the key to relieving stress. When you are working on two hours of sleep, the fact that cheese comes on something when you ordered it with no cheese is enough to send you crying under the covers for an hour.

Also, eating right. It's like, why am I so stressed out? Because I haven't eaten for six hours. So naps, eating right and laughing with my friends. I was getting a little down this summer and realized that I hadn't talked to my girlfriends in weeks. Especially when you get into this isolated family bubble, it's important to make sure that I'm reaching out and still engaging with them.


On her favorite chore:

I love doing laundry! It's so satisfying. I love the way it smells. I love doing the sheets. Shane's like 'You just did those last week.' And I'm like, 'News flash, most people wash their sheets every week.' So hilarious. I live with such a boy.

I go across the street to the laundromat to do my laundry, but in the new house we're going to have a laundry room. I'm so excited. All my friends can come over and do their laundry. It's a sliver of a room but it's going to be my favorite room in the house.


On being a child actor:

I had a nice experience as a young actor, but if River wanted to be on a TV show, that would not be happening. I think the whole kid actors thing is creepy city. It's creepy watching child actors speak. They're not acting like kids anymore.

I feel like I missed out on certain things, like sleeping in or messing up -- just things that teenagers or college-aged kids do in their social growth. When you're waking up at the same time every day and showing up to set, you never learn to fail. You're always just doing what's expected of you. And I think that being a teenager is doing something wrong and then going oh, right, that probably wasn't right.

So I think there are a few steps that you miss as a child actor -- and you see all these people who have just fallen apart.
Source




Christina A-dog is on the cover of Marie Claire.
I think she's pregnant.
That or these pictures make her look real fat.
And naked.
Nudie





It looks like I am not the only crazy that is believing in Jake G. being a gayo.
I guess he and Reece were on a flight and supposedly had sex in the bathroom.
Um, right.
I bet they found the same dude attractive on the plane and had to take a girl trip to the bathroom to discuss it.
Anywho, these ladies and gents ain't buying it either.
And that makes me feel better cause people are losing faith.
Lies




Random picture of Ryan Reynolds?
I hear you sister..

Hott



Ryan Gosling.
Just hearing his name is like eating the best Mexican food in the world or whatever.
I like him.
A lot.
I bet he smells good.
Probably not but a girl can dream.
Here's my boy at a special screening of Lars and the Real Girl.


Hot Piece



Another reason why I love the Conan...
Good Boy



Interesting article on Saturday Night Fever.
I don't doubt this.
Not one little, tiny, teensy weensy bit..
Source




Dude.
Madonna should be hated for a lot of things but to make your daughter look like a monkey meets wolf man is sick and wrong.
I am sure that Lourdes is not looking in the mirror saying, "I totally never ever want to have sex or friends. But I do want to be a freak show in my mom's perverse circus."
Yes that is a stache and a unibrow.

Sad


Okay and with that hairy beast, I bid you good evening..

Peaces Greases..