Monday, January 19, 2009

It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up magazine..

Brief tidbit on the epic fail that is Joaquin.
So word is the JP has asked Sean Combs to produce his rap album.
This explains why they were hanging out in Florida.
Still no word on why the banana clip but whateves.
In an attempt to ruin himself even more then he already has, JP performed his rapping antics in front of people.
Actual real people.
Once he finished, JP falls on his ass, literally.

A lot of folks think this whole bye good to acting and hello failure to a rap career is a joke.
Like Casey Affleck is not filming a documentary on the downfall of JP but instead a mockumentary.
Like they will release this at Sundance next year and everyone will laugh, give bro hugs and rainbows will shoot outta people's asses.

I cannot jump on this bandwagon and call shenanigans on this theory..
Fact - Joaquin is bat shit crazy.
Fact - Casey Affleck is not that funny.
Fact - Casey Affleck is not that funny.
Fact - They both are tools.

I think Casey Affleck is filming this to show Joaquin what a complete ass he has turned into and to remind him that he can stop the madness.

But that may be giving Affleck and his bitch face of a wife more credit then needed.

Anywho, watch the video and decide..
Witness....

2 comments:

Unknown said...

WOW. That was hard to watch. But I took it like a man long enough to see him fall off stage. Sad.

Unknown said...

WOW. That was hard to watch. But I took it like a man long enough to see him fall off stage. Sad.