The GG's are January 13 with folks showing off their fanciness @ 3:00.
Show starts at 6:00.
I recommend TiVo the first hour or two and then you can fast forward through the longwinded douchebag speeches..
p.s. Where in the hell is Josh Brolin for No Country for Old Men?
Um, Hollywood Foreign Press Association has some sand in the vagina for sure...
The list:
Best Motion Picture - Drama
American Gangster
Atonement
Eastern Promises
The Great Debaters
Michael Clayton
No Country for Old Men
There Will Be Blood
Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Drama
Cate Blanchett - Elizabeth: The Golden Age
Julie Christie - Away From Her
Jodie Foster - The Brave One
Angelina Jolie - A Mighty Heart
Keira Knightley - Atonement
Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Drama
George Clooney - Michael Clayton
Daniel Day-Lewis - There Will Be Blood
James McAvoy - Atonement
Viggo Mortensen - Eastern Promises
Denzel Washington - American Gangster
Best Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy
Across the Universe
Charlie Wilson's War
Hairspray
Juno
Sweeney Todd
Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy
Amy Adams - Enchanted
Nikki Blonsky - Hairspray
Helena Bonham Carter - Sweeney Todd
Marion Cotillard - La Vie en Rose
Ellen Page - Juno
Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy
Johnny Depp - Sweeney Todd
Ryan Gosling - Lars and the Real Girl
Tom Hanks - Charlie Wilson's War
Philip Seymour Hoffman - The Savages
John C. Reilly - Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Cate Blanchett - I'm Not There
Julia Roberts - Charlie Wilson's War
Saoirse Ronin - Atonement
Amy Ryan - Gone Baby Gone
Tilda Swinton - Michael Clayton
Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Casey Affleck - The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Javier Bardem - No Country for Old Men
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Charlie Wilson's War
John Travolta - Hairspray
Tom Wilkinson - Michael Clayton
Best Animated Feature Film
Bee Movie
Ratatouille
The Simpsons Movie
Best Foreign Language Film
4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
The Kite Runner
Lust, Caution
Persepolis
Best Director - Motion Picture
Tim Burton - Sweeney Todd
Ethan and Joel Coen - No Country for Old Men
Julian Schnabel - The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
Ridley Scott - American Gangster
Joe Wright - Atonement
Best Screenplay - Motion Picture
Diablo Cody - Juno
Ethan and Joel Coen - No Country for Old Men
Christopher Hampton - Atonement
Ronald Harwood - The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
Aaron Sorkin - Charlie Wilson's War
Best Television Series - Drama
Big Love
Damages
Grey's Anatomy
House
Mad Men
The Tudors
Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series - Drama
Patricia Arquette - Medium
Glenn Close - Damages
Minnie Driver - The Riches
Edie Falco - The Sopranos
Sally Field - Brothers & Sisters
Holly Hunter - Saving Grace
Kyra Sedgwick - The Closer
Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Drama
Michael C. Hall - Dexter
Jon Hamm - Mad Men
Hugh Laurie - House
Jonathan Rhys Meyers - The Tudors
Bill Paxton - Big Love
Best Television Series - Musical or Comedy
30 Rock
Californication
Entourage
Extras
Pushing Daisies
Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series - Musical or Comedy
Christina Applegate - Samantha Who?
America Ferrera - Ugly Betty
Anna Friel - Pushing Daisies
Tina Fey - 30 Rock
Mary-Louise Parker - Weeds
Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Musical or Comedy
Alec Baldwin - 30 Rock
Steve Carell - The Office
David Duchovny - Californication
Ricky Gervais - Extras
Lee Pace - Pushing Daisies
Best Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee
The Company
Five Days
Longford
The State Within
Best Performance by an Actress in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Bryce Dallas Howard - As You Like It
Queen Latifah - Life Support
Debra Messing - The Starter Wife
Sissy Spacek - Pictures of Hollis Woods
Ruth Wilson - Jane Eyre (Masterpiece Theater)
Best Performance by an Actor in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Adam Beach - Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee
Ernest Borgnine - A Grandpa for Christmas
Jim Broadbent - Longford
Jason Isaacs - The State Within
James Nesbitt - Jekyll
Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Rose Byrne - Damages
Rachel Griffiths - Brothers & Sisters
Katherine Heigl - Grey's Anatomy
Samantha Morton - Longford
Anna Paquin - Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee
Jaime Pressly - My Name Is Earl
Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Ted Danson - Damages
Kevin Dillon - Entourage
Jeremy Piven - Entourage
Andy Serkis - Longford
William Shatner - Boston Legal
Donald Sutherland - Dirty Sexy Money
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
It's Beginning to Look A Lot like Gossip...
Hey dudes,
hope you are well and healthy and happy and there are actually people reading this besides me..
some interesting gossip has come about as late so let us celebrate this poop and get busy..
Jessica Alba is preggers.
I'm sure you heard but I gotta put it out there.
Her boyfriend will now be known for two things, being Jessica Alba's boyfriend and being Jessica Alba's baby's daddy.
No me gusta the Alba.
But she is pretty and she dresses well.
Anywho you can read all about it Here
I swore I would not mention Eva Longwhoria but this is just too good if it's true.
Some Frenchy model is saying that she made sexy time with Tony Small Balls Parker.
That's Longwhoria's hubby and a basketball player for a lame team or whatever..
Anywho here is the Scoop
I totally believe this.
Even if it wasn't true, I still believe it.
As evil as it sounds, I would be more then happy for this to be true.
Did I mention that this should be true?
I want Longwhoria to fall off the face of the earth so I never have to see her just about anywhere.
She looks like she wears dirty underwear and according to this story, had an affair with A.C. Slater, whom I saw at Tower Records once and he was the size of Screech.
So Ethan Hawke did cheat on Uma Thurman.
The woman in question or douche happened to be the Thurman/Hawke nanny.
Nice one.
I remember when Hawke was semi good looking, around Reality Bites.
But then his teeth started to look like an 80 year-old British man who never heard of a toothbrush or Crest or floss or a dentist or hygiene.
He also became incredible pretentious, could not handle his wife's fame and decided to write shit books that only 80 year-old British men who have never heard of a toothbrush or Crest or floss or a dentist or hygiene read.
Anywho's you can read all the nasty Here
This post seems to be about cheating spouses or break ups or my happiness.
Gwynnie Pooptrow and Pussy Martin seemed to have gone through a rough patch and are now on the up and up.
The story is Here
Good for them.
Really.
I despise them both with the whole heart of my being but I mean I wouldn't wish the worst on them.
Eva Logwhoria, yes.
Pooptrow has enough issues.
She hasn't made a decent film in years and her career is in the crapper.
Her children will straight up murder her ass when they get older because she named one a fruit and the other has to live up to the name of a holier then though dude who God thought was the bizomb.
She ruined her husband and his band.
Brad Pitt lost cool points when he was with her.
She stole the Oscar from Blanchett.
She ruined Ben Affleck por vida.
So, basically, she's the kiss of death and her husband has sand in his vagina and sings about it and all is right in the world.
High five.
Um, on a happier not Uma Thurman is on the cover of Bazaar and she looks lovely and is just about awesome.
No sand in this vagina folks she left that up to her ex-husband.
Faboo
Have we talked about the Cloonester and his lady friend?
Girlfriend is very pretty.
They met when she was a go go dancer/waitress in Vegas, so bitch is lucky.
She was also on Fear Factor or whateves.
George rules the school in my opinion.
He's hot and humble and down to earth and no sand in this vagina..
Hottt
homies.
that is all i've got tonight.
keep it real and the sand outta your vag..
peaces greases...
hope you are well and healthy and happy and there are actually people reading this besides me..
some interesting gossip has come about as late so let us celebrate this poop and get busy..
Jessica Alba is preggers.
I'm sure you heard but I gotta put it out there.
Her boyfriend will now be known for two things, being Jessica Alba's boyfriend and being Jessica Alba's baby's daddy.
No me gusta the Alba.
But she is pretty and she dresses well.
Anywho you can read all about it Here
I swore I would not mention Eva Longwhoria but this is just too good if it's true.
Some Frenchy model is saying that she made sexy time with Tony Small Balls Parker.
That's Longwhoria's hubby and a basketball player for a lame team or whatever..
Anywho here is the Scoop
I totally believe this.
Even if it wasn't true, I still believe it.
As evil as it sounds, I would be more then happy for this to be true.
Did I mention that this should be true?
I want Longwhoria to fall off the face of the earth so I never have to see her just about anywhere.
She looks like she wears dirty underwear and according to this story, had an affair with A.C. Slater, whom I saw at Tower Records once and he was the size of Screech.
So Ethan Hawke did cheat on Uma Thurman.
The woman in question or douche happened to be the Thurman/Hawke nanny.
Nice one.
I remember when Hawke was semi good looking, around Reality Bites.
But then his teeth started to look like an 80 year-old British man who never heard of a toothbrush or Crest or floss or a dentist or hygiene.
He also became incredible pretentious, could not handle his wife's fame and decided to write shit books that only 80 year-old British men who have never heard of a toothbrush or Crest or floss or a dentist or hygiene read.
Anywho's you can read all the nasty Here
This post seems to be about cheating spouses or break ups or my happiness.
Gwynnie Pooptrow and Pussy Martin seemed to have gone through a rough patch and are now on the up and up.
The story is Here
Good for them.
Really.
I despise them both with the whole heart of my being but I mean I wouldn't wish the worst on them.
Eva Logwhoria, yes.
Pooptrow has enough issues.
She hasn't made a decent film in years and her career is in the crapper.
Her children will straight up murder her ass when they get older because she named one a fruit and the other has to live up to the name of a holier then though dude who God thought was the bizomb.
She ruined her husband and his band.
Brad Pitt lost cool points when he was with her.
She stole the Oscar from Blanchett.
She ruined Ben Affleck por vida.
So, basically, she's the kiss of death and her husband has sand in his vagina and sings about it and all is right in the world.
High five.
Um, on a happier not Uma Thurman is on the cover of Bazaar and she looks lovely and is just about awesome.
No sand in this vagina folks she left that up to her ex-husband.
Faboo
Have we talked about the Cloonester and his lady friend?
Girlfriend is very pretty.
They met when she was a go go dancer/waitress in Vegas, so bitch is lucky.
She was also on Fear Factor or whateves.
George rules the school in my opinion.
He's hot and humble and down to earth and no sand in this vagina..
Hottt
homies.
that is all i've got tonight.
keep it real and the sand outta your vag..
peaces greases...
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
fashion giant who has a wife with a midget sized personality- PR #4.3
So this week’s challenge was to create a three-piece outfit for former NFL dude Tiki Barber.
Tiki is a correspondent on The Today Show and would wear the winning piece on air.
The designers shit their pants cause most have never designed menswear and the ones that have, have little experience.
Except for I'm Not Gay Kevin who thought he had this one in the bag.
By bag, I don't mean gay cause Kevin isn't gay.
Did you know that?
The super fabulous twist was that the designers were randomly assigned male models.
Anywho, this challenge was, in a word, craptastical.
Slave labor midget mole people children, who have not seen the light of day, are blind, deaf and dumb, had to have made the poop that came down that runway.
I mean what the heck bro.
The only saving grace was Kit, who I have grown fond of.
The girl can sew, create some sweet designs, dresses well and is all around a swell gal.
She also seems to be less drama and I just read that she is a stylist over at E!, so that's cool, I guess.
I'm going to give her thumbs up.
Her suit looked good on the model and was three pieces as was asked for by the Tiki.
Jack ended up winning the challenge.
His two-piece, not three mind you, stripetastic suit was okay.
It fit the model well but I was not having the stripes.
Tiki was cool with it and really what does he know.
I mean he basically told all of America that his wife owns him.
She picks out his clothes.
Hold up, I'm paraphrasing.
Tiki said that he and his wife go shopping and she helps him.
Helps him spend his money on crap that she picks out and he shakes his head in a yes fashion, in fear of being beaten.
I only make this assumption about the wife cause she, Ginny, showed up later in the episode to pass judgment on the designers.
Christian said she was fabulous and tan.
He also shared that he loves Asians and that they are fierce.
I would and will totally agree on that front.
Anywho, Ginny Barber is a straight up tool.
There is nothing going in that old noggin.
Woman looked like someone just woke her ass up, threw on some overly expensive and unattractive dress on her and pulled a string to make her talk.
I fell asleep during most of her airtime but I woke up when she got to Carmen.
Somehow the thing that died in Ginny came alive and the fierce that Christian mentioned was awakened.
She ripped Carmen and her design a new one.
Straight up called Carmen's jacket a Members' Only replica.
Now if Carmen were dressing a dirty hipster, this would be a good thing.
This episode did show the designers personalities a bit more and that was refreshing.
Christian has seemed to lose the ability to walk from his apartment to Parsons so Jack carries him as part of his man bag.
I thought that that was kind of cute.
Sweet P could not design a freakin man's shirt but girlfriend tried and I dig that.
Being that Victorya and Carmen, who were as unfamiliar with men's wear as Sweet P, asked if they could use Jack's pants as a pattern and Sweet P just went for it, gives her an extra gold star.
She kinda got reamed on the runway but took it in stride and was in complete agreement with the judges.
Me likey that Sweet P.
Good name too.
I'm Not A Gay had to mention that he was not gay, again.
Most of the dude designers were beyond stoked to have the male models walking around half naked.
But Kev had to point out that he was not interested.
Thanks for clearing that one up moron, I don't think we heard you the first 1,000 times you said it.
Me no likey the Kevin.
Or his stupid goatee face hair thing.
He looks like the ugly one in a boy band.
Elisa is a complete and total prude.
She tells her model to undress as she turns her back as not to look at his hott piece.
She explains to the viewers at home that she has been with the same dude for a while and only has eyes for his sweet bod.
I bet they met at the Ren Faire.
Probably over some mutton and ale.
He in his natural leather sandals, blowsy shirt, leather vest and snug fitting pants, without pockets if possible.
She in a blowsy dress and flowery headband with her tatas hanging out, ready to play some D & D.
Me throwing up in my mouth a little and holding myself in the fetal position waiting for the Ren Faire to pass through town and not rub its cooties on me.
As I said before Jack won.
Kit was in the top with I'm Not Gay.
Sweet P, Ricky Crytardo and Carmen were at the bottom.
Crytardo did the unexpected and cried but was spared.
The dude took way too much on even enlisting the help of his model to finish the outfit.
However the design was not as bad as say, Carmen's.
Um, yeah.
That thing was all kinds of bad.
The design was not that cool either.
Ha!
Did you catch that?
I made a joke and a call on Carmen at the same time.
High five!
Did I mention that homegirl forgot to make the frickin shirt?
Anywho, CW got the boot and I can't say that I'm bummed.
Now she can go back to that deluxe kiosk in the sky and design some t-shirts for the masses.
With that, I bid you goodnight.
I also would like to apologize for the Ren Faire comment.
I totally didn't mean to give you all nightmares.
The Ren Faire is like that clown in IT for me dude.
For reals.
Peaces Greases..
Tiki is a correspondent on The Today Show and would wear the winning piece on air.
The designers shit their pants cause most have never designed menswear and the ones that have, have little experience.
Except for I'm Not Gay Kevin who thought he had this one in the bag.
By bag, I don't mean gay cause Kevin isn't gay.
Did you know that?
The super fabulous twist was that the designers were randomly assigned male models.
Anywho, this challenge was, in a word, craptastical.
Slave labor midget mole people children, who have not seen the light of day, are blind, deaf and dumb, had to have made the poop that came down that runway.
I mean what the heck bro.
The only saving grace was Kit, who I have grown fond of.
The girl can sew, create some sweet designs, dresses well and is all around a swell gal.
She also seems to be less drama and I just read that she is a stylist over at E!, so that's cool, I guess.
I'm going to give her thumbs up.
Her suit looked good on the model and was three pieces as was asked for by the Tiki.
Jack ended up winning the challenge.
His two-piece, not three mind you, stripetastic suit was okay.
It fit the model well but I was not having the stripes.
Tiki was cool with it and really what does he know.
I mean he basically told all of America that his wife owns him.
She picks out his clothes.
Hold up, I'm paraphrasing.
Tiki said that he and his wife go shopping and she helps him.
Helps him spend his money on crap that she picks out and he shakes his head in a yes fashion, in fear of being beaten.
I only make this assumption about the wife cause she, Ginny, showed up later in the episode to pass judgment on the designers.
Christian said she was fabulous and tan.
He also shared that he loves Asians and that they are fierce.
I would and will totally agree on that front.
Anywho, Ginny Barber is a straight up tool.
There is nothing going in that old noggin.
Woman looked like someone just woke her ass up, threw on some overly expensive and unattractive dress on her and pulled a string to make her talk.
I fell asleep during most of her airtime but I woke up when she got to Carmen.
Somehow the thing that died in Ginny came alive and the fierce that Christian mentioned was awakened.
She ripped Carmen and her design a new one.
Straight up called Carmen's jacket a Members' Only replica.
Now if Carmen were dressing a dirty hipster, this would be a good thing.
This episode did show the designers personalities a bit more and that was refreshing.
Christian has seemed to lose the ability to walk from his apartment to Parsons so Jack carries him as part of his man bag.
I thought that that was kind of cute.
Sweet P could not design a freakin man's shirt but girlfriend tried and I dig that.
Being that Victorya and Carmen, who were as unfamiliar with men's wear as Sweet P, asked if they could use Jack's pants as a pattern and Sweet P just went for it, gives her an extra gold star.
She kinda got reamed on the runway but took it in stride and was in complete agreement with the judges.
Me likey that Sweet P.
Good name too.
I'm Not A Gay had to mention that he was not gay, again.
Most of the dude designers were beyond stoked to have the male models walking around half naked.
But Kev had to point out that he was not interested.
Thanks for clearing that one up moron, I don't think we heard you the first 1,000 times you said it.
Me no likey the Kevin.
Or his stupid goatee face hair thing.
He looks like the ugly one in a boy band.
Elisa is a complete and total prude.
She tells her model to undress as she turns her back as not to look at his hott piece.
She explains to the viewers at home that she has been with the same dude for a while and only has eyes for his sweet bod.
I bet they met at the Ren Faire.
Probably over some mutton and ale.
He in his natural leather sandals, blowsy shirt, leather vest and snug fitting pants, without pockets if possible.
She in a blowsy dress and flowery headband with her tatas hanging out, ready to play some D & D.
Me throwing up in my mouth a little and holding myself in the fetal position waiting for the Ren Faire to pass through town and not rub its cooties on me.
As I said before Jack won.
Kit was in the top with I'm Not Gay.
Sweet P, Ricky Crytardo and Carmen were at the bottom.
Crytardo did the unexpected and cried but was spared.
The dude took way too much on even enlisting the help of his model to finish the outfit.
However the design was not as bad as say, Carmen's.
Um, yeah.
That thing was all kinds of bad.
The design was not that cool either.
Ha!
Did you catch that?
I made a joke and a call on Carmen at the same time.
High five!
Did I mention that homegirl forgot to make the frickin shirt?
Anywho, CW got the boot and I can't say that I'm bummed.
Now she can go back to that deluxe kiosk in the sky and design some t-shirts for the masses.
With that, I bid you goodnight.
I also would like to apologize for the Ren Faire comment.
I totally didn't mean to give you all nightmares.
The Ren Faire is like that clown in IT for me dude.
For reals.
Peaces Greases..
Monday, December 3, 2007
The Truth was that this episode was filler the Consequence was that I won't be giving a full recap #2.10
Yo, yo, yo.
So Junk in the Trunk chose Sylar over her bro and in turn signed his death warrant.
By death warrant I mean Sylar stabbing Twin Brother American Me style.
Cheertator said goodbye to her pops by dumping his ashes in the ocean a la Big Lebowski and then threatened Powder by punching a window in her car rental.
She also told P that she and her family were not going to run anymore and were going to expose The Company and blah, blah, blah get rid of David Copperfield.
Hiro Nakagoodstoryline and HottAndo do some Scooby Dooing into Hott Monroe's past.
They find out that Hottroe was incarcerated by poppa Sulu back in the day.
So Hiro travels to the 70's and finds out that Hott Monroe had tried to release a deadly virus.
Hmm, sounds familiar.
That one lady from The Company photo that Bitchy Patrelli gave up in last episode stopped Hottroe.
Her name is Victoria but we will be calling her That One Lady.
Anywho, she tells young version of Sulu that if that virus is let loose everyone in the whole freakin world will die and that he needs to destroy it.
Sulu tells That One Lady that that might be a good idea in theory but he would rather ship off the deadly, death to thousands virus, to Texas where it will be safe but actually it won't.
That One Lady tells Sulu that she is out like Casino.
Meanwhile Hottrelli and Hottroe visit That One Lady in the present, to find out where the Shanti virus is.
She pulls a gun on them.
She tells Hottrelli what we all know, that Hottroe is a liar and using him and that he wants to release the virus not save the world from it.
Hottrelli gets that hott yet wide eyed puzzled look on his face and tells That Lady to go f' herself.
But not before using his mind reading power and finding out the virus is in Texas.
Hottroe gets over That One Lady and kills her and leaves his "S" or "F" joker card.
Hottrelli is all, "Why'd you do that?"
Hottroe is all, "Cause she was going to try and kill you by shooting you in the head. Duh."
I'm all, "I think that since Hottrelli has the same power as Hottroe then the only way for Hottroe to die would be to shoot him in the head too."
I also said, "Foreshadowing?"
Retardhinder Raj tells Ned that he has found the cure to Niki's virus.
It happens to be Cheertator's blood that saved ODB's life that Raj the retard has left to rot in a jail.
Die Raj, die.
Anywho, Ned gets all fakey excited.
Raj then lays it out on the line by telling Ned that he needs to help Raj destroy all of the virus' The Company has in their arsenal.
Ned's all, "Oh sure, sure," and Raj is all, "Okay, great!"
Then Ned says, "Douche."
I say, yes indeed.
Ni one K i and Sol Glo are hanging.
Sol Glo's Good Burger cousin steals his backpack with his comics and his pops medal and tries to sell it to some homies.
Good Burger got the shaft from the homies.
Sol Glo threatens to shake off his hair sweat on Good Burger if he doesn't get his crap back.
Good Burger says no dice and so does Ni one K i when Sol Glo suggests using their super powers.
So Super Cousin, who does the weird mouth thing, says she will help the Sol.
She sneaks him out in the middle of the night in a ninjaesque velour sweat suit to go get the goods at some gangster’s house.
Well I won't keep you in suspense, the homies come home find Super Cousin and throw her in some van then they drive away with their guns in the air, cheering.
Sol Glo sees this all and then starts to walk home in a really fast manner saying, "Oh shit, oh shit."
Raj calls Ni one K i and tells her he's got a cure for her and will be on the first plane out.
Ni one K i is stoked and wants to share the news with her glistened haired son but he is at some homies house getting in deep doo doo.
Raj's call waiting happens and Butt Powers, (Sylar) gives him the great news that the call is coming from inside Raj's house.
Butt Powers strokes Poltergeist Molly's hair and marvels at those chompers all the while winking at goofy grinning Junk in the Trunk and telling Raj that they will patiently wait for his return at his house.
Um, where the f is Porkman?
Ahh, eating, right.
Hottrelli and Hottroe get to Texas to find the Shanti virus.
But not before HiNo stops time, finds out that Hottrelli has teamed up with his arch nemesis and then challenges Hottrelli to a battle royal.
Next week, a season finale will happen that may just be a fall finale and not a whole season finale, cross your fingers.
Also, some folks will die.
Is it bad that I am hoping one of those peeps is Junk in the Trunk?
Is it even worse that I have been praying to the Heroes writing dudes to kill of Raj at the hand of ODB?
No?
Good. Good.
So Junk in the Trunk chose Sylar over her bro and in turn signed his death warrant.
By death warrant I mean Sylar stabbing Twin Brother American Me style.
Cheertator said goodbye to her pops by dumping his ashes in the ocean a la Big Lebowski and then threatened Powder by punching a window in her car rental.
She also told P that she and her family were not going to run anymore and were going to expose The Company and blah, blah, blah get rid of David Copperfield.
Hiro Nakagoodstoryline and HottAndo do some Scooby Dooing into Hott Monroe's past.
They find out that Hottroe was incarcerated by poppa Sulu back in the day.
So Hiro travels to the 70's and finds out that Hott Monroe had tried to release a deadly virus.
Hmm, sounds familiar.
That one lady from The Company photo that Bitchy Patrelli gave up in last episode stopped Hottroe.
Her name is Victoria but we will be calling her That One Lady.
Anywho, she tells young version of Sulu that if that virus is let loose everyone in the whole freakin world will die and that he needs to destroy it.
Sulu tells That One Lady that that might be a good idea in theory but he would rather ship off the deadly, death to thousands virus, to Texas where it will be safe but actually it won't.
That One Lady tells Sulu that she is out like Casino.
Meanwhile Hottrelli and Hottroe visit That One Lady in the present, to find out where the Shanti virus is.
She pulls a gun on them.
She tells Hottrelli what we all know, that Hottroe is a liar and using him and that he wants to release the virus not save the world from it.
Hottrelli gets that hott yet wide eyed puzzled look on his face and tells That Lady to go f' herself.
But not before using his mind reading power and finding out the virus is in Texas.
Hottroe gets over That One Lady and kills her and leaves his "S" or "F" joker card.
Hottrelli is all, "Why'd you do that?"
Hottroe is all, "Cause she was going to try and kill you by shooting you in the head. Duh."
I'm all, "I think that since Hottrelli has the same power as Hottroe then the only way for Hottroe to die would be to shoot him in the head too."
I also said, "Foreshadowing?"
Retardhinder Raj tells Ned that he has found the cure to Niki's virus.
It happens to be Cheertator's blood that saved ODB's life that Raj the retard has left to rot in a jail.
Die Raj, die.
Anywho, Ned gets all fakey excited.
Raj then lays it out on the line by telling Ned that he needs to help Raj destroy all of the virus' The Company has in their arsenal.
Ned's all, "Oh sure, sure," and Raj is all, "Okay, great!"
Then Ned says, "Douche."
I say, yes indeed.
Ni one K i and Sol Glo are hanging.
Sol Glo's Good Burger cousin steals his backpack with his comics and his pops medal and tries to sell it to some homies.
Good Burger got the shaft from the homies.
Sol Glo threatens to shake off his hair sweat on Good Burger if he doesn't get his crap back.
Good Burger says no dice and so does Ni one K i when Sol Glo suggests using their super powers.
So Super Cousin, who does the weird mouth thing, says she will help the Sol.
She sneaks him out in the middle of the night in a ninjaesque velour sweat suit to go get the goods at some gangster’s house.
Well I won't keep you in suspense, the homies come home find Super Cousin and throw her in some van then they drive away with their guns in the air, cheering.
Sol Glo sees this all and then starts to walk home in a really fast manner saying, "Oh shit, oh shit."
Raj calls Ni one K i and tells her he's got a cure for her and will be on the first plane out.
Ni one K i is stoked and wants to share the news with her glistened haired son but he is at some homies house getting in deep doo doo.
Raj's call waiting happens and Butt Powers, (Sylar) gives him the great news that the call is coming from inside Raj's house.
Butt Powers strokes Poltergeist Molly's hair and marvels at those chompers all the while winking at goofy grinning Junk in the Trunk and telling Raj that they will patiently wait for his return at his house.
Um, where the f is Porkman?
Ahh, eating, right.
Hottrelli and Hottroe get to Texas to find the Shanti virus.
But not before HiNo stops time, finds out that Hottrelli has teamed up with his arch nemesis and then challenges Hottrelli to a battle royal.
Next week, a season finale will happen that may just be a fall finale and not a whole season finale, cross your fingers.
Also, some folks will die.
Is it bad that I am hoping one of those peeps is Junk in the Trunk?
Is it even worse that I have been praying to the Heroes writing dudes to kill of Raj at the hand of ODB?
No?
Good. Good.
Sunday, December 2, 2007
Thursday, November 29, 2007
let's get to some gossip hmm..
It has been unusually quiet in world of gossip.
But I found some juicy stuff so let's get ready to gossipppppp........
Here are some interesting things you may not have known about 10 of your favorite celebrities.
I'll give you a hint, their family lives are just as f'ed up as yours.
Oh, and mine.
They Are Just Like Us
So Katie Holmes got a haircut and I ain't feeling it.
She looks like Suri.
Right?
Holmes premiered the look at a German awards ceremony where Tom received a trophy for killing Bambi's mom.
Dude, I knew the guy was evil but not to this extent.
Source
Keri Russel is in Self's December issue.
This girl is totally, totally, totally rad.
I heart her mucho.
I want to be her friend and have her tell me what making sweet love to Ben Covington was like.
Is that weird?
Here are the highlights..
On her husband, Shane:
He asked me out for coffee, but we ended up going to this little Italian place in the West Village. I tell him now, 'You didn't seem interested at all!' I was thinking 'You're really cute. You seem cool. We're having dinner. This is so awkward!'
I had spent the whole day asking my girlfriends, 'Heels or flip-flops? What do you do on a first date? Do you do fancy? I don't know!' And they all had different opinions: "Definitely heels! Definitely flip-flops!'
And he showed up in workout clothes! He'd just come from a kickboxing class. Now he says, 'I was trying to act like I didn't care!' So it was a slow start.
When we met, he said he grew up on Martha's Vineyard, surfed and built houses. That is so much more appealing to me than, 'Oh, didn't you audition for that? Yeah, I remember you.' It's 100 times over more appealing.
I'm not just attracted to Shane; I genuinely like him. I'm interested in him. And I don't know everything about him yet.
He's the best guy. He really is. I wish I could clone him and give him to all my girlfriends.
On finding out she was pregnant:
We were in shock, but we were ultimately excited. Somewhere in us, we were ready for it.
On pregnancy moodiness:
There's one [tantrum] involving a pregnant woman looking for Taco Bell and not finding it quick enough. Shane knows what I mean, and it frightens him to this day.
On pregnancy myths:
They say you get crazy horny at the end. Um, no. Poor Shane. He kept reading the books. They said, 'By this point, you may be surprised how your pregnant partner is craaazy.' Shane was like, 'But it says...!' I was like, 'Really? Not feeling it.'
On her labor:
There was a harrowing cab ride from Brooklyn to the Upper West Side in rush hour traffic -- that definitely wasn't the most enjoyable hour and a half of my life. We almost didn't make it! That poor, poor cab driver, is all I have to say. And poor Shane. Shane lost about 10 years of his life in that cab.
On adjusting to her new lifestyle as a mom:
The hardest thing for me is learning how to manage my time. To delegate. I'm such a control freak and I want to be able to do everything myself. It's very hard learning to ask for help. I want to feel like I can do it all but I can't.
You can't work, keep the house clean, try to make dinner, be a good wife, try to look cute, buy your friend a birthday present and be a good mom. You need a little bit of help.
The best change has been being less worried about the way I look. You're just instantly less self-absorbed. Before, I was in the habit of straightening my hair, but now when I have 35 minutes to myself, I want to put it in a bun and go to sleep, or walk. There's no room, no time, no energy for vanity anymore.
Her body secrets:
I stayed really physical during my pregnancy. I stuck to my normal pre-pregnancy workout, minus the stomach exercises and twisting. I really felt it helped my whole well-being.
Ideally, I'd do Pilates, usually on the reformer, for an hour every other day. And I walked almost every morning in this hilly park near our apartment. I did two laps, or 20 minutes, at a pretty good clip, arms pumping, the whole deal. The nerdy mom walk!
I really felt pretty strong and energized until maybe that last month, and I felt great about my growing body. C'mon, I had boobs for the first time! Awesome!
I think I gained around 25 lbs. I haven't lost it all, but I feel good about the way I look. Things are definitely less toned now. Hello, flabby butt!
However, I do feel good about my shoulders and arms. All that baby lifting and carrying leaves you with some pretty toned upper arms.
I don't really have time for the workouts I did pre-baby, but I do walk everywhere. Not my focused power-walk, but a general, all-day, park-coffee shop-laundromat-grocery store-subway stairs walk, all while carrying a baby. Babies seem small, but I gotta tell ya, they get heavy after an hour!
And I still try to take a private Pilates class once a week. I do see some general toning. I'd see more results if I could make it more than once a week, but you know...
On eating habits:
It's hard to sit down and make a perfectly healthy meal with a baby who needs constant attention, so for breakfast, I put him in the sling and walk to the coffee shop, where I get eggs, toast, and salad.
At home, I just wolf down whatever I can find when he's sleeping. So it's like, 'What do we have? Cereal! And tuna fish! Great!' Or I'll eat last night's Middle Eastern takeout, cold.
I'm breastfeeding, so I try to eat something other than brownies all day. I attempt to incorporate healthy stuff. I take vitamins, and, thankfully, I actually started liking vegetables a few years ago.
Look, I'm naturally thin, so I don't have to work too hard at it. I love food, but I also love to work out. I think it makes everything work better. But I also think surrounding yourself with people who are cool helps. I have really great girlfriends, and no one's too hung up about that stuff.
On friendship:
My friendships are everything to me. I really put my relationship with my girlfriends as high as my relationship with Shane. There isn't just one person in your life -- there are many people who make up a great life and your love relationships.
On relieving stress:
Naps are the key to relieving stress. When you are working on two hours of sleep, the fact that cheese comes on something when you ordered it with no cheese is enough to send you crying under the covers for an hour.
Also, eating right. It's like, why am I so stressed out? Because I haven't eaten for six hours. So naps, eating right and laughing with my friends. I was getting a little down this summer and realized that I hadn't talked to my girlfriends in weeks. Especially when you get into this isolated family bubble, it's important to make sure that I'm reaching out and still engaging with them.
On her favorite chore:
I love doing laundry! It's so satisfying. I love the way it smells. I love doing the sheets. Shane's like 'You just did those last week.' And I'm like, 'News flash, most people wash their sheets every week.' So hilarious. I live with such a boy.
I go across the street to the laundromat to do my laundry, but in the new house we're going to have a laundry room. I'm so excited. All my friends can come over and do their laundry. It's a sliver of a room but it's going to be my favorite room in the house.
On being a child actor:
I had a nice experience as a young actor, but if River wanted to be on a TV show, that would not be happening. I think the whole kid actors thing is creepy city. It's creepy watching child actors speak. They're not acting like kids anymore.
I feel like I missed out on certain things, like sleeping in or messing up -- just things that teenagers or college-aged kids do in their social growth. When you're waking up at the same time every day and showing up to set, you never learn to fail. You're always just doing what's expected of you. And I think that being a teenager is doing something wrong and then going oh, right, that probably wasn't right.
So I think there are a few steps that you miss as a child actor -- and you see all these people who have just fallen apart.
Source
Christina A-dog is on the cover of Marie Claire.
I think she's pregnant.
That or these pictures make her look real fat.
And naked.
Nudie
It looks like I am not the only crazy that is believing in Jake G. being a gayo.
I guess he and Reece were on a flight and supposedly had sex in the bathroom.
Um, right.
I bet they found the same dude attractive on the plane and had to take a girl trip to the bathroom to discuss it.
Anywho, these ladies and gents ain't buying it either.
And that makes me feel better cause people are losing faith.
Lies
Random picture of Ryan Reynolds?
I hear you sister..
Hott
Ryan Gosling.
Just hearing his name is like eating the best Mexican food in the world or whatever.
I like him.
A lot.
I bet he smells good.
Probably not but a girl can dream.
Here's my boy at a special screening of Lars and the Real Girl.
Hot Piece
Another reason why I love the Conan...
Good Boy
Interesting article on Saturday Night Fever.
I don't doubt this.
Not one little, tiny, teensy weensy bit..
Source
Dude.
Madonna should be hated for a lot of things but to make your daughter look like a monkey meets wolf man is sick and wrong.
I am sure that Lourdes is not looking in the mirror saying, "I totally never ever want to have sex or friends. But I do want to be a freak show in my mom's perverse circus."
Yes that is a stache and a unibrow.
Sad
Okay and with that hairy beast, I bid you good evening..
Peaces Greases..
But I found some juicy stuff so let's get ready to gossipppppp........
Here are some interesting things you may not have known about 10 of your favorite celebrities.
I'll give you a hint, their family lives are just as f'ed up as yours.
Oh, and mine.
They Are Just Like Us
So Katie Holmes got a haircut and I ain't feeling it.
She looks like Suri.
Right?
Holmes premiered the look at a German awards ceremony where Tom received a trophy for killing Bambi's mom.
Dude, I knew the guy was evil but not to this extent.
Source
Keri Russel is in Self's December issue.
This girl is totally, totally, totally rad.
I heart her mucho.
I want to be her friend and have her tell me what making sweet love to Ben Covington was like.
Is that weird?
Here are the highlights..
On her husband, Shane:
He asked me out for coffee, but we ended up going to this little Italian place in the West Village. I tell him now, 'You didn't seem interested at all!' I was thinking 'You're really cute. You seem cool. We're having dinner. This is so awkward!'
I had spent the whole day asking my girlfriends, 'Heels or flip-flops? What do you do on a first date? Do you do fancy? I don't know!' And they all had different opinions: "Definitely heels! Definitely flip-flops!'
And he showed up in workout clothes! He'd just come from a kickboxing class. Now he says, 'I was trying to act like I didn't care!' So it was a slow start.
When we met, he said he grew up on Martha's Vineyard, surfed and built houses. That is so much more appealing to me than, 'Oh, didn't you audition for that? Yeah, I remember you.' It's 100 times over more appealing.
I'm not just attracted to Shane; I genuinely like him. I'm interested in him. And I don't know everything about him yet.
He's the best guy. He really is. I wish I could clone him and give him to all my girlfriends.
On finding out she was pregnant:
We were in shock, but we were ultimately excited. Somewhere in us, we were ready for it.
On pregnancy moodiness:
There's one [tantrum] involving a pregnant woman looking for Taco Bell and not finding it quick enough. Shane knows what I mean, and it frightens him to this day.
On pregnancy myths:
They say you get crazy horny at the end. Um, no. Poor Shane. He kept reading the books. They said, 'By this point, you may be surprised how your pregnant partner is craaazy.' Shane was like, 'But it says...!' I was like, 'Really? Not feeling it.'
On her labor:
There was a harrowing cab ride from Brooklyn to the Upper West Side in rush hour traffic -- that definitely wasn't the most enjoyable hour and a half of my life. We almost didn't make it! That poor, poor cab driver, is all I have to say. And poor Shane. Shane lost about 10 years of his life in that cab.
On adjusting to her new lifestyle as a mom:
The hardest thing for me is learning how to manage my time. To delegate. I'm such a control freak and I want to be able to do everything myself. It's very hard learning to ask for help. I want to feel like I can do it all but I can't.
You can't work, keep the house clean, try to make dinner, be a good wife, try to look cute, buy your friend a birthday present and be a good mom. You need a little bit of help.
The best change has been being less worried about the way I look. You're just instantly less self-absorbed. Before, I was in the habit of straightening my hair, but now when I have 35 minutes to myself, I want to put it in a bun and go to sleep, or walk. There's no room, no time, no energy for vanity anymore.
Her body secrets:
I stayed really physical during my pregnancy. I stuck to my normal pre-pregnancy workout, minus the stomach exercises and twisting. I really felt it helped my whole well-being.
Ideally, I'd do Pilates, usually on the reformer, for an hour every other day. And I walked almost every morning in this hilly park near our apartment. I did two laps, or 20 minutes, at a pretty good clip, arms pumping, the whole deal. The nerdy mom walk!
I really felt pretty strong and energized until maybe that last month, and I felt great about my growing body. C'mon, I had boobs for the first time! Awesome!
I think I gained around 25 lbs. I haven't lost it all, but I feel good about the way I look. Things are definitely less toned now. Hello, flabby butt!
However, I do feel good about my shoulders and arms. All that baby lifting and carrying leaves you with some pretty toned upper arms.
I don't really have time for the workouts I did pre-baby, but I do walk everywhere. Not my focused power-walk, but a general, all-day, park-coffee shop-laundromat-grocery store-subway stairs walk, all while carrying a baby. Babies seem small, but I gotta tell ya, they get heavy after an hour!
And I still try to take a private Pilates class once a week. I do see some general toning. I'd see more results if I could make it more than once a week, but you know...
On eating habits:
It's hard to sit down and make a perfectly healthy meal with a baby who needs constant attention, so for breakfast, I put him in the sling and walk to the coffee shop, where I get eggs, toast, and salad.
At home, I just wolf down whatever I can find when he's sleeping. So it's like, 'What do we have? Cereal! And tuna fish! Great!' Or I'll eat last night's Middle Eastern takeout, cold.
I'm breastfeeding, so I try to eat something other than brownies all day. I attempt to incorporate healthy stuff. I take vitamins, and, thankfully, I actually started liking vegetables a few years ago.
Look, I'm naturally thin, so I don't have to work too hard at it. I love food, but I also love to work out. I think it makes everything work better. But I also think surrounding yourself with people who are cool helps. I have really great girlfriends, and no one's too hung up about that stuff.
On friendship:
My friendships are everything to me. I really put my relationship with my girlfriends as high as my relationship with Shane. There isn't just one person in your life -- there are many people who make up a great life and your love relationships.
On relieving stress:
Naps are the key to relieving stress. When you are working on two hours of sleep, the fact that cheese comes on something when you ordered it with no cheese is enough to send you crying under the covers for an hour.
Also, eating right. It's like, why am I so stressed out? Because I haven't eaten for six hours. So naps, eating right and laughing with my friends. I was getting a little down this summer and realized that I hadn't talked to my girlfriends in weeks. Especially when you get into this isolated family bubble, it's important to make sure that I'm reaching out and still engaging with them.
On her favorite chore:
I love doing laundry! It's so satisfying. I love the way it smells. I love doing the sheets. Shane's like 'You just did those last week.' And I'm like, 'News flash, most people wash their sheets every week.' So hilarious. I live with such a boy.
I go across the street to the laundromat to do my laundry, but in the new house we're going to have a laundry room. I'm so excited. All my friends can come over and do their laundry. It's a sliver of a room but it's going to be my favorite room in the house.
On being a child actor:
I had a nice experience as a young actor, but if River wanted to be on a TV show, that would not be happening. I think the whole kid actors thing is creepy city. It's creepy watching child actors speak. They're not acting like kids anymore.
I feel like I missed out on certain things, like sleeping in or messing up -- just things that teenagers or college-aged kids do in their social growth. When you're waking up at the same time every day and showing up to set, you never learn to fail. You're always just doing what's expected of you. And I think that being a teenager is doing something wrong and then going oh, right, that probably wasn't right.
So I think there are a few steps that you miss as a child actor -- and you see all these people who have just fallen apart.
Source
Christina A-dog is on the cover of Marie Claire.
I think she's pregnant.
That or these pictures make her look real fat.
And naked.
Nudie
It looks like I am not the only crazy that is believing in Jake G. being a gayo.
I guess he and Reece were on a flight and supposedly had sex in the bathroom.
Um, right.
I bet they found the same dude attractive on the plane and had to take a girl trip to the bathroom to discuss it.
Anywho, these ladies and gents ain't buying it either.
And that makes me feel better cause people are losing faith.
Lies
Random picture of Ryan Reynolds?
I hear you sister..
Hott
Ryan Gosling.
Just hearing his name is like eating the best Mexican food in the world or whatever.
I like him.
A lot.
I bet he smells good.
Probably not but a girl can dream.
Here's my boy at a special screening of Lars and the Real Girl.
Hot Piece
Another reason why I love the Conan...
Good Boy
Interesting article on Saturday Night Fever.
I don't doubt this.
Not one little, tiny, teensy weensy bit..
Source
Dude.
Madonna should be hated for a lot of things but to make your daughter look like a monkey meets wolf man is sick and wrong.
I am sure that Lourdes is not looking in the mirror saying, "I totally never ever want to have sex or friends. But I do want to be a freak show in my mom's perverse circus."
Yes that is a stache and a unibrow.
Sad
Okay and with that hairy beast, I bid you good evening..
Peaces Greases..
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