I'd do it if I could, I hope you know I would...

word bitches.
um, first let us take a moment to rewind to the age of headgear, pining for an oily bohunk and the hot bitch known as Jordan Catalano.
this should bring back amazingly awesome memories.
i liked Danes at this point, wanted to bone down with Leto or, excuse me, Jordan Catalano, and totally loved the Buffalo Tom song playing in the background that I downloaded it TONIGHT!

Project Runway is ovah.
Leanne won.
Big whoop.
Like we didn't see that coming from the very beginning.
What I didn't see coming was how much I would want Leanne to wash her hair from now until, um, forever.
Geez girl, things are not that bad in hipster nation that you could not buy Prell for like $1.50 at Walgreens and go to town on that oil slick.
Shit, bitch.

Chevron's Q&A here

Oh, and, Kenley?
I loathe you more then the two people on the top of my list that I actually know, hate and hope will burn in hell for all eternity and then some.
Take care of that thing your face does and jog on.

Kenley's exit interview from EW this a way


Korto,
Mi gusta.
And girl, you looked good at Bryant Park but your clothes kinda didn't.

Korto's peace out ovah here


Honestly, what has any winner of PR, with the exception of my main man Siriano, ever done with their lives?
So be stoked that you were on the last season on Bravo before the switch happens to the ovary snatching channel and peace out.


I am chocked full of gossip for you kids and I will share.
But for now, watch My So Called Life clips and dream of Catalano for eva.


Peaces Greases..

How Do You Say... Poop?

I'm going to come right out there and say it.
This season's Project Runway sucks big giant hairy donkey balls.
It is mucho, mucho terrible to the tenth power.

I mean just a load of crap.
I am truly, truly vexed folks.
It has been increasingly difficult to muster the wherewithal to write about Project Runway this season.
I just used some big ass words so you know things suck.

The designs are not blowing me away by any means.
There is not one person to like and so, so many to loathe.
Stella needs to burn in leathah hell.
Korto is poo face all. the. time.
Daniel's taste is at the high end of shit.
I want to straight up pull and Ivan Drago and break you Kenley.
Joe is a complete and total ignorant doucher.
Third Person needs to take his ginormous tard of a personality and jog on.
Leanne is lacking anything close to a personality let alone some serious cojones.
Keith reminds me of someone not to leave your children alone with.
Jerell wears a freaking Peter Pan hat, is annoying as hell and designs such pieces of crap that even his model cannot keep a straight face wearing his clown clothes.


The only saving grace is Terri because her designs are pretty descent and her vocabulary is off the freaking hook.
An honorable mention goes out to Blayne, cause he is straight up crazy and knows it, his designs are so bizarre and awful they make me chuckle and anyone who calls Stella a leatha face receives a get of jail free card from me.


Mind you I am not the only one who thinks this season is shit.
Us Weekly interviewed last year's winner and my own personal bodyguard Christian Siriano, on what he thought of this year's crop of crap.
Siriano said, "They kind of annoy me this season! I actually met everyone, and they're all great, but I just really don't know about the clothes this year. Maybe I just need to see more episodes — then I'll really judge!" He added that there's no "Rami, or Gillian [last season's finalists]. I felt like a lot of our cast members were a little more up to par than what I've been seeing, but we'll see! I hope it gets better."


I wonder if maybe this season is purposefully crappy cause PR is moving to the ovary stripping channel next season and they are giving an F U to Bravo.

I am just disappointed that they are giving me the F U too.
I don't deserve this shit Bravo.
You better man up, get some better episodes or I will be peacing out and watching reruns of Michael Phelps and those other dudes rule it in the 4 x 100 relay, cause that shit is for real, real, real, real, real!

And Now, the Moment You've All Been Waiting For

Dudes.
Bradical and Ambrolina had the super twins on Saturday, and lo and behold it was a boy and a girl.
Knox and Vivienne.
Dudes.
Mini-Bradical and Mini-Ambrolina to take over the world.
France totally celebrated like in the Wizard of Oz when Dorothy and the A-Team are leaving the Emerald City to straight murder the Wicked Witch and the midgets are all going ape shit and there's like a parade and ticker tape and glitter and poop.
Um, just like that.
Anywho congrats oh blessed familia Jolie-Pitt..



In even happier news, the new designers for Project Runway Season 5 can be found ovah here.
Radical.
I am pumped.




Oh big, big news.
Jimmy Kimmel finally got wise and broke up with that vajayjay Silverman.
It was mutual but I think Kimmel realized that Silverman was a douche and was totally using him for publicity and really that isn't saying much.
So yeah, total slow gossip night.




WHITE CHOLA WATCH..


Still pregnant...




More photos of Sienna Sluttastic Miller and Balls Getty have surfaced.
This time Sluttastic is on a boat showing the world what made her leader of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
Where is that worst case scenario STD I wished upon both of these fools?
Any day now Jesus...





The seriously best news of the day belongs to Katherine Hateable.
Word on the street is that Hateable is about to get the ax in the worst way.. Death by something.
I am hoping that once she loses the role that made her famous - due to her constant bitching and moaning - peeps will start to realize what a complete and total fucktard she is and stop hiring her stupid ass.
So worst case STD for Sluttastic and a serious case of career poocano for Hateable and my work will be done here.




Okay, two more days till Project Runway!!!!
Yeehaw..
See you then,
xoxo