Critics' Choice Award winners, i guess...

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Monday was the Critic's Choice Awards.
Wow.
Awesome.
Whateves.
Boring.
Blah, blah, blabcakes.

The winners were:

Best Picture
No Country for Old Men

Best Actor
Daniel Day-Lewis - There Will Be Blood

Best Actress
Julie Christie - Away From Her

Best Supporting Actor
Javier Bardem - No Country for Old Men

Best Supporting Actress
Amy Ryan - Gone Baby Gone

Best Acting Ensemble
Hairspray

Best Director
Joel Coen and Ethan Coen - No Country for Old Men

Best Writer
Diablo Cody - Juno

Best Animated Feature
Ratatouille

Best Young Actor
Ahmad Khan Mahmoodzada - The Kite Runner

Best Young Actress
Nikki Blonsky - Hairspray

Best Comedy Movie
Juno

Best Family Film
Enchanted

Best Picture Made for Television
Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee

Best Documentary
Sicko

Best Foreign Language Film
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

Best Song
"Falling Slowly", Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova - Once

Best Composer
Jonny Greenwood - There Will Be Blood


Some folks showed up:



The Cloonster sans lady friend.
The boy can dress Cher.
He looks pretty, pretty good.
Emile Hirsch, the kid from Into the Wild and in the first pic with Georgey Boy, is a shorty.
I wonder if he has midget man hands like Hayden?
Maybe they attend MMHA or Midget Man Hands Anonymous meetings to get over the midget?





The new It Girl, Ellen Page.
Sometimes I like and other times, not so much.
A time I did like her was the other night on Letterman.
EP explained that she currently lives in a former whore house that happens to be haunted.
When she comes home late at night, she expects to a skanky ghost at the top of her stairs.
Her delivery was very dry and sarcastic and it made Dave laugh, which I like.
Anywho, this one is reaching for the stars and catching em.
I also read that she may play for the other team or whateves.
I mentioned this to a friend, yes I have them, and she said, "Well, she is Canadian."






Soccer Mom Holmes.
Love the dress, love the shoes, love the bag, love everything.
She looks good but where is that Joey that we all loved to hate to love.
Again, I blame Van Der Beek.
VAN DER BEEK!!
Sidebar: The other night on the Sci Fi channel, a made for T.V. movie entitled Eye of the Beast.
The movie was about a killer squid terrorizing a small town.
The dude who battles the the squid?
Van Der Beek.
Van Der Beek's career?
Ovah.

Priceless.
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The Bardem.
Dude.
Hott.
I have grown to heart this dude mucho.
Have you seen No Country for Old Men?
Good times and Bardem hit it out of the park.
I see an Academy Award in this piece's future.
If the Academy Awards happens at all that is. Dun, Dun, Dunnnnn...
Perhaps Bardem will bring the Penelope Cruz as his date, I mean he brought her to the beach I can't see why he won't bring her to an awards show.







So, I've been on the fence about these two.
Last year's Golden Globes did not put Jolie in my favor as I thought she looked like she smelled poo throughout the whole red carpet walk.
And the complete and total alienation and diss of Shiloh, I cannot begin to forgive.
However these two look happy and healthy here and the Jolie looks alive with no poo scent in sight.
I also give Brad high fives on the facial hair.





More pictures of other celebs not attending the Critic's Choice Awards, you ask?
You got it..



The Russell and the River looking rad in the NYC..





The Berry and her gorgeous spawn that is growing in her perfect yet not a terribly good actress womb.





Dude, I love this guy.
21 Jumpstreet por vida..





You know those kids on the back of milk cartons that are missing?
I think Russell Crowe ate them.



I am out homies.
Hope you are all happy, healthy and far away from Russell Crowe.
If you're not careful, you could become fourth meal.
Peaces Greases



***Any image not tagged with Just Jared was borrowed from People and Us Weekly..