Tracy Jordan: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?

Dudes.
I've missed you all so much.
So, so, so much.
And since our last meeting, so, so, so much has happened.


Christian won Project Runway and is a huge success and everyone wants to be his BFF por vida.
The win was well deserved cause the dude brought it like the Rancho Carne Toro's.
I mean, the mini man made Victoria Poo Face Beckham smile.
One should win the Purple Heart for that shit.
I like this PR win and am very happy about it..
If you are feaning for some more of the feirce, check out his website


Rumors are swirling that Bradical and Angelinical were married in New Orleans.
But they didn't.
So, no story there my friends.
If you would like to read about the non-marriage, check it here


Have we talked about George Clooney's gf?
I'm sure we have.
Have we talked about how she's kinda, how do I put this nicely, Pretty Woman without the snappy comebacks cause she has the personality of paper?
Well, gather around children and talk of the Sarah shall we?
Girlfriend used to live it up in Vegas until my main man Cloonester took her out, dressed her up, got her a passport stamped with countries other then whoresville and made her somewhat respectable.
Now we all know that it would only be a matter of time until someone would release photos of Sarah in black, thigh high boots, a pink shrinky shirt that looped into a short black skirt that put the ho in whore.
Okay, so not really, but close enough.
To see Sarah prior to her refwhoremation, check this out


Orlando Bloom is dating a pretty lady.
The 411 is this way


I got some sweet Privacy Watch for you right here my friends



Dudes.
A little blurb went out a couple of days ago that the Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish are with child.
Who is Abbie Cornish?
Oh just the girl that broke Reece Witherspoon's back.
The dirty bird that is Phillippe has been with a lot of the ladies during his marriage to the Witherspoon, but this one drove Reece to divorce court.
Anywho, the Cornish is laying low and the original blurb was taken down.
But leave it to Defamer to keep the gossip flames burning and post this
Me gusta la Defamer muchismo mas.


How bout a photo sidebar..

Jessica Alba is ready to pop.

I about lost my shit when I saw this dress.
Terrible.
What the hell is this she is wearing?
**Photo provided by Celebutopia


Fergie turned 33 this last week.


Um, girl has got to be 50 something.
I mean, she peed onstage people.
Peed onstage = Depends = Fergie 50 not 33.
**Photo provided by Celebutopia



The Stefani's out and about.





Cammie D has gotten fuglier.
I mean, girl is not aging well at all.
Am I right or just mean?

**Photo provided by Celebutopia



Finally, Suri and Shiloh.

I see cutting and teen pregnancy in their futures.





That is all for now my homies..
Later skaters..