Another day, another Dakota Fanning Bitchtastic Story..

Hi folks..

On to the gossip.


So Dakota Fanning.
She freaks the shit outta me and I assume you..
I don't like her.
I don't like her face or her teeth.
Yes, she is a little girl but once you read this you will totally feel the same.
The Fanning was cast in a movie entitled My Sister's Keeper.
The movie based on a book by the same name, is about a girl who sues her parents to stop them from using her as lab rat for her sister who has cancer.
According to Crazy Days and Nights, the director Nick Cassavetes took Fanning to a children’s hospital for cancer patients.
You can read the rest here.
Let me warn you that I am ready with my stake and holy water cause this chick has no soul.




On a happier note comes news of a possible sequel to Anchorman.
This my friends has made me pee my pants..



Picture Side Bar:

Um, okay.
Kidman.
You look shittastic.
You look like a claymation chicken.
Bad.
I'm putting it out there loud and clear…
Stop. With. The. Botox.




So the Swank.
She looks fabulous here.
No heavy man dude face.
Hair looks good, dress is fab.
Thumbs up Swank.
Thumbs up for not looking like a dude with a five head and teeth that can take down a forest.





Ricci and Witherspoon.
At a premiere for their movie about a girl with a pig face or whatever entitled Penelope.
Ricci looks good these days.
No bobble head.
Her five head looks more like a three or four.
Reece.
She can look so sassy some times and other times she looks like she wears mom jeans.
This pic = definitely mom jeans.
**Photos courtesy of Pagesix.com


Cate looking all cute and pregnant and shit.
Her husband Andrew Upton looking all..husband like?



The Portman.
I don't like the Portman for many reasons.
However, here she looks absolutely lovely.
Love the face, love the hair, love the dress love it all, love it.
***photos courtesy of Just Jared



I end with George on the cover of Time.
George.
Hott.
**photo courtesy of Pop Sugar




Sunday is the Oscars.
Watch it homies..
Until then, peaces greases..

I'm Kind of a Big Deal..

Kiki Fangerton is in rehab.
'Nough said. ...
Wait, wait not enough said..
I wanted to say that maybe Fango went to rehab cause she went all vampiro and attacked someone with those fangoria's of hers.
But then I realized that that wasn't funny.



Eva Mendes, as we know, is already in and apparently out of rehab.
Coincidentally she will be at the same center as Kiki.
Maybe rehab is like the new exclusive discoteca that only the famous can get into.
Question: do you remember any famousos who have gone into rehab and came out addiction free?
Me neither..


Vanity Fair has decided to steal my soul and cancel their annual Oscar party.
dudes.
have a little faith that the strike will be ending soon.
i think someone got lazy and decided they weren't down with throwing this year's greatest kegger.
i mean, i totally understand.
i throw the occasional rager and go balls to the wall, so i can sympathize.
it's still lame though.


Speaking about the strike, it looks to be finito..
This is all well and good but we are in the middle of freaking February people.
There isn't enough time to produce new episodes and summertime will soon be upon us.
So thanks for nothing assholes.


Speaking again and again about Vanity Fair, their annual Hollywood issue features new and former "it" boys and girls, recreating famous scenes from Hitchcock films.
I love me some Hitchcock.
Strangers on a Train = one of my faves of all tizime.
Who is not one of my faves is the Zellweger.
Um, what in the hell happened to her?
She looks like a bit player in a Golden Girls episode.
Well I can't give her true Golden Girl status cause I love me some Blanche, Rose, Dorothy and Sophia.
Don't want to disgrace the GG's with scrunchy face.



how bout some photos, no?


my two dads..





Gwen, Kingston and her pregnancia pooch..
....**
**Us Weekly


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Um.
What in the hell is she wearing?
I mean this outfit is just unacceptable.
Did she stop by Chico's to get her shop on?
Terrible.
**Us Weekly


Rose.
Look, she looks better.
Maybe a bit like a Smurf but whateves.
The plastic surgery has settled and she is marrying the dude that she had an extramarital affair with, who will keep her in the movie biz for years to come.
Nice.



Dudes.
**
Yeah.
It must feel weird to be bigger then your husband when pregnant or not.
It must also feel weird to be married to the super villain that is Skeletor.
It must also feel weird to have had some sort of sexual relations with that dude to produce these spawns of "The Evil Lord of Destruction"
I feel weird wasting time on these douches..
**People

Peaces Greases.

I Am, I Am Superman and I Can Do Anything..

Word..

So Eva Mendes went to rehab this past week.
Why is that news?
It isn't, but according to your friend and mine crazydaysandnights.net, homegirl ended up there cause her addiction caused her to lose her baby.
Was Eva Mendes pregnant?
This dude said she was.
Mind you this is a blind item but how perfect is Eva Mendes for the answer...
I will throw in the other two for your guessing pleasure.

#1 You definitely go to rehab when your addiction costs you your baby.

#2 On Friday night this star pro football player was not recognized by any of the women he was hitting on, and so on Saturday night he brought a stack of trading cards and offered to autograph them for women when he gave them one. This time it worked and he got some action. Too bad he left his wife home. I'm sure she would have understood. OK, OK, he is a quarterback. That is all you are getting.

#3 You would think after the 2nd or 3rd abortion he has paid for this B+/A- cable television actor would stop using the line that he is sterile to women just so he doesn't have to use a condom.




The annual Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue will be in stores soon and the ladies on the cover are pretty in pastels.
Ferrera looks weird, Ellen looks uncomfortable, Blunt's teeth annoy me and Biel looks like a classy lady.
Enjoy



Let me get this right.
Lily Allen had a miscarriage and then her boyfriend dumps her ass.
Nice.
What a class act that one is.
I gotta wonder if he would have stayed if she had had the baby.
I'm not going to wonder too much, I have plenty to worry about, like who in the hell #2 is in the blind item.
douche



If you have not read it yet, and this is the last i will write about this, Michelle Williams released a statement on Friday.
...



Need something to make you happy?
I sure as hell do.
Now, if this is incorrect information, I'm going to become a never nude and make a huge mistake..



Peaces Greases

sweet jesus let this be done..

Strike May Be Ovah

UPDATE!
Rad

Hasta Lasagna, Don't Get Any On Ya..

good evening.
it's about that time folks.
that's right, it's go time.


first off, Vagina Heigl strikes again.
did I mention how I loathe and despise this woman?
look, My Father the Hero was a decent flick and I think I liked her for about a second.
but now I wish she would go the way of the dinosaur.
her latest grievance was during her promotional tour for the hideous 27 Dresses.
during her interview with the hott piece that is Letterman, Vagina ripped her new husband a new one, dissed her film and came out looking like a complete pirate hooker.
defamer seems to loathe the Vagina as much as I do and has footage of the interview so that you can join in the hate club



Us Weekly is confirming reports that the Jolie is pregnant.
I think the confirmation is all a ploy to excuse Jolie from answering for the hippie jam festival dress she wore to the SAG Awards.
Read more aquí




five head threw Jessica Alba a baby shower.
this worries me.
i would not want five head near my unborn child, it would be like voluntarily sleeping with herpes.
look at the photos of Alba all pregnant like and wearing the unholiest of unholy...stretchy pants.



Some blind items.. what's your guess?


Crazy Days and Nights

#1 Our HIV+ singer was asked by her local health department who she had sex with so they could be notified. There are some rumors that this list is up for sale.

#2 This aging Academy Award nominated actor is really starting to show even more signs that he may not have all his faculties. Lately he has been trying to make purchases with gold coins instead of cash. No one knows if he is truly crazy or a genius since the past few times he has attempted to use the coins, the owners of the store just let him have his purchases for free after he threw a fit about how he didn't believe in cash or credit anymore and that he was returning to the past. Uh huh.

#3 This A list actor/actress married couple. How does the couples thing work? I think that if one is a B+ lister and the other is probably a B+ lister but formerly A list, and they both have A list name recognition, that they should be an A list couple. That was a long way to go for telling you that it seems that our actor recently got the actress pregnant. I think it does usually work that way except in the movie Junior. Our actress miscarried, and since then our actor has gone off the deep end. It looked like he was headed off the deep end before the miscarriage, but he has been using it as an excuse to justify his behavior and his absences.

#4 He is an A list actor by definition, and he is certainly paid up towards the top of the acting list. It is a good thing he is getting paid a lot because he is not getting laid a lot. Oh, he tries, but our funnyman has a real problem getting the party started so to speak. The women usually try their best, but our actor inevitably sends them on their way with an apology and gets back to doing what is causing the problem in the first place.

A gimme..

Page Six:
Which model-turned-actress, who is on her second actor husband, relaxes between shoots with a bong made from an enormous two-liter plastic soda bottle?

(Rebecca Romijn anyone?)


Defamer Privacy Watch 2008!!
bring it



how bout some scoop from the SAG Awards?
Crazy Days and Nights has a spy who attends these award shows, blogs about them and the guess is that it's Christina Applegate.
if this is the case, then Applegate has seriously gained some cool points..
read her recap la derecha aquí



Christopher Nolan, director of Batman Begins and the upcoming The Dark Knight, paid tribute to Heath Ledger in the latest issue of Newsweek.
You can read an excerpt here



Um, if this is true I am going to shit twice and die.



Um, if this is true, someone up there likes me. I mean really, really likes me.



Michael Ausiello over at tvguide.com, has some scoop on the strike and a possible end being near.
He had this to say in his Ask Ausiello columnt:
Question: I hear that the strike is over! Is it true?— Danouk
Ausiello: Nothing's official, but the buzz is that a tentative agreement has been reached, with an announcement coming as early as tomorrow. But it's hard to tell what's solid intel and what's just spin. To wit: In the past 24 hours, one source close to the negotiations insisted that talk of a resolution was way premature. "There's no deal," maintained my spy. "That's just misinformation put out by the AMPTP to pressure the WGA." But moments before I put this column to bed, I heard from another very plugged-in source that the deal is done. Short story shorter: There's cause for optimism, but not celebration. Yet.

Sweet bro's..


usted desea mirar las fotos?
que bueno!

Courtesy of Us Weekly..


Biel.
not liking the blond hair.
washes her out.
I like her, she doesn't bother me and she isn't a terrible actress.
actually since she is with the JT, his magic has rubbed of on her and she can do no wrong.
plus the Diaz hates her and I despise the Diaz so good times..
SIDE BAR: his magic and rubbing off on her was a poor choice of words and I apologize for that.





Liv.
I miss her.
she is so lovely and seems like a normal person and mom.
i want her hair.
um, you're a weird hair stalker.



Drew and her boyfriend for the next couple months or 1 to 2 years tops, Justin the Mac dude.
this will all end in tears.
i'm not hoping or wishing for it but it will.
this girl can't keep a man and for some gosh forsaken reason she hangs with the Diaz and her pizza face.





Stefani.
hiding her belly of love.
i heard a rumor that the gavin was not aware of the trying to get pregnant.
i mean, like he didn’t know that the stefani was taking a breaky poo from the whole birth control thing.
i wonder if those dudes from the no doubt knew about it?
cause the stefani is their freakin meal ticket and now that she is embarazado, aint no way in heck she is going to be jammin the ska.
no way.


alrighty folks that is it for me this evening.
enjoy the news and keep on being the big deals that you are, handsome devils..

Someone is pregnant...

pregnancia