I watch Shark Week with my feet up on the couch. I watch Jaws for the sole purpose of confronting my fears.
So this fine day, I happen to be reading Gawker and stumble upon this little tidbit of info.
I fucking knew it!
Dude. Serial Killers. Sharks of the world unite and take over. It's like their telling the world that their 4 4 will make sure that all your kids don't grow.
Bitches man. All of em.
Look at him, mocking me.
